Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

That bites. But, hey, have fun on the dive!

As long as you're not on your period you should be fine!

Comments

That bites. But, hey, have fun on the dive!

So? Dont be paranoid and overreact

#10 Your profile pic is an inspiration to all those little planets out there.

"bites" haha #1 I see what you did there ;) ...

I couldn't agree more 10. I don't know why people thumb down others who don't sugar coat their comments and just get straight to the point. OP just needs to stop crying and get over it.

I see what you did there, clever

Your dad has a creative way of giving you subliminal messages. Have fun diving!

64 - Your picture might give OP a nervous breakdown!

68: All the more reason I commented on this FML. ;)

Just be thankful it wasnt a jaws sequel. Fuck those are bad.

54-OP never said anything about having a panic attack our nervous breakdown. Nothing in the FML indicates an overreaction...THAT'S why your comments were thumbed down.

16-pluto wasnt changed to the status dwarf planet because it was small. It had more to do with the orbit.

you so funny #1

97- Why, thank you, I do try. (Let's not mention that's just how I talk...) Yep, it was most definitely a play on words.

Well aren't you a smart cookie

133 unlike you :P

Suspiciousss 0-0

may i ask you why?

No. It's suspicious that his dad would choose those movies. #2 is pointing out the obvious fact that OP's dad is a cleverly disguised shark giving proper warning.

As long as you're not on your period you should be fine!

Because only 13 year old girls get periods... menopause at 14?

Ew you ate a baby?

No 117 just no, I mean I know its not real but fuck man that's creepy.

Seriously, we know you're joking but that's still absolutely disgusting and not funny.

86 im a 13 year old guy...

Most sharks aren't even attracted to human blood anyway...

147- pretty sure they're whipped into a frenzy by any blood in the water.

#132 you think that's disgusting? Suck it up, YOURE 17

He doesn't want you to go

Or: he didn't want OP to come back

He would not have shown op those movies if he did not want him to come back. He wanted to scare op into not going. If he didn't want op to come back, he would not have spooked him...

It's ok OP! It's just a movie! I hope you have fun tomorrow!

True, and sharks kill less people than lightning. You don't gave anything to worry about OP. Statistically, you're much more likely to die driving to where the boat is docked

Just don't be looking tasty on the day!

He obviously wants you to be eaten for dinner. Hey, maybe you'd make a good meal for me... *gets out a knife and fork*

You do know that's cannibalism, and in the great words of Willy Wonka, is frowned upon in most societies.

Ooooh, I have company... Looks like I have a feast for me tonight! *evil laughter*

My guess is that he's trying to hint something *cough cough*.....

^^ Do you need a cough drop or something?

Well considering you have experience and go with a couple of people, you should be relatively safe.

what blueandpurpleroc means is swim fast and dont look back

i was referring to the the joke where you dont have to outrun the bear, or shark in this case, just your friends.....

Yeah, but unfortunately in this case, sharks are so much faster than humans that they'd probably have enough time to eat all of your friends, swim 12 laps around you, take a nap, and then eat you before you had very much time to think about it.

again....joke

And your point is...?

Point is op will probably be paranoid as fuck during their expedition...

Oh and we all know how paranoid Fuck is!