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That bites. But, hey, have fun on the dive!
So? Dont be paranoid and overreact
#10 Your profile pic is an inspiration to all those little planets out there.
"bites" haha #1 I see what you did there ;) ...
I see what you did there, clever
64 - Your picture might give OP a nervous breakdown!
Just be thankful it wasnt a jaws sequel. **** those are bad.
54-OP never said anything about having a panic attack our nervous breakdown. Nothing in the FML indicates an overreaction...THAT'S why your comments were thumbed down.
16-pluto wasnt changed to the status dwarf planet because it was small. It had more to do with the orbit.
97- Why, thank you, I do try. (Let's not mention that's just how I talk...) Yep, it was most definitely a play on words.
133 unlike you :P
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KONY 2012
No. It's suspicious that his dad would choose those movies. #2 is pointing out the obvious fact that OP's dad is a cleverly disguised shark giving proper warning.
As long as you're not on your period you should be fine!
Because only 13 year old girls get periods... menopause at 14?
Ew you ate a baby?
No 117 just no, I mean I know its not real but **** man that's creepy.
Seriously, we know you're joking but that's still absolutely disgusting and not funny.
86 im a 13 year old guy...
Most sharks aren't even attracted to human blood anyway...
#132 you think that's disgusting? Suck it up, YOURE 17
He doesn't want you to go
He would not have shown op those movies if he did not want him to come back. He wanted to scare op into not going. If he didn't want op to come back, he would not have spooked him...
It's ok OP! It's just a movie! I hope you have fun tomorrow!
Just don't be looking tasty on the day!
Have fun;)
He obviously wants you to be eaten for dinner. Hey, maybe you'd make a good meal for me... *gets out a knife and fork*
You do know that's cannibalism, and in the great words of Willy Wonka, is frowned upon in most societies.
Ooooh, I have company... Looks like I have a feast for me tonight! *evil laughter*
My guess is that he's trying to hint something *cough cough*.....
^^ Do you need a cough drop or something?
Good ol' dad :)
Well considering you have experience and go with a couple of people, you should be relatively safe.
what blueandpurpleroc means is swim fast and dont look back
i was referring to the the joke where you dont have to outrun the bear, or shark in this case, just your friends.....
again....joke
Oh and we all know how paranoid **** is!
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That bites. But, hey, have fun on the dive!
As long as you're not on your period you should be fine!