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Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you. Sigh... I tried.

Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.

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Or be a man about it and offer the woman some dessert.

1 Maybe YOU should see a doctor.

op should tell his wife how he feeels .

"Hey, love...I saw you eating chicken, and it made me want to have sex with you."

You can always ask her if she wants some 'ranch dressing' with that.

It's been a long time since OP has seen breasts, thighs, or legs. Chicken parts can do that to a man.

I'd hate to see what happens when see eats a polish hot dog.

Yeah, you suck on that juicy bone..

I'm jealous of OPs wife, those wings sound good

1 you bastard, you stole that name from StoryOfTheYear.

or you could just be a man and carry her and the chicken to the bedroom. she'll get the point

Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you. Sigh... I tried.

Or drink a redbull cut off the wings and bitch slap your wife with them

Make sure you soak them in sauce,the effect won't be the same otherwise....

Remember, always practice safe meat sucking

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Holy shit two you are a genius. You deserve a cookie

I like cookies. Although they make you fat. So I don't want one thanks!:)

What about having fun with yourself with animals using a fleshlight on an animal porn site? I like to do a bit of everythig.

Jealous of dead meat.. That's a new low point, buddy.

Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.

Oh perdix. You make us giggle.

Perdix will you f me

Well, this is something new.

There is a standard answer to these kind of FML's and it's called: 'communication'. Just give it a try.

I suggest we won't give that a try.

Another one that generally works for me is called 'back rub' which then moves into 'foreplay'. 9 out of 10 people who get laid recommend it...

KEEV IS A F-A-G

@9 theres really nothing in this fml that suggests he isnt communicating.

Add some sauce to your meat, maybe that will do the trick

But not the hot wing sauce.... I could only imagine that it would burn. Ouch!

Mama likes it hot.

Well make a move?

Dude you totally need to get laid, or at least do what guys do when they dont get any action

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Which is?

for a second a thought he ment cheat but porn sounds about right.