By therevsev - 02/10/2011 06:05 - United States
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Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you. Sigh... I tried.
Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.
There is a standard answer to these kind of FML's and it's called: 'communication'. Just give it a try.