Or be a man about it and offer the woman some dessert.

1 Maybe YOU should see a doctor.

op should tell his wife how he feeels .

"Hey, love...I saw you eating chicken, and it made me want to have sex with you."

You can always ask her if she wants some 'ranch dressing' with that.

It's been a long time since OP has seen breasts, thighs, or legs. Chicken parts can do that to a man.

Yeah, you suck on that juicy bone..

I'm jealous of OPs wife, those wings sound good

1 you bastard, you stole that name from StoryOfTheYear.

or you could just be a man and carry her and the chicken to the bedroom. she'll get the point

lolwutt

Weird

Or drink a redbull cut off the wings and bitch slap your wife with them

Make sure you soak them in sauce,the effect won't be the same otherwise....

Remember, always practice safe meat sucking

Holy shit two you are a genius. You deserve a cookie

I like cookies. Although they make you fat. So I don't want one thanks!:)

Oh perdix. You make us giggle.

Oooo dis!! Lol

Perdix will you f me

Hahahaha

I suggest we won't give that a try.

Another one that generally works for me is called 'back rub' which then moves into 'foreplay'. 9 out of 10 people who get laid recommend it...

Fag

KEEV IS A F-A-G

@9 theres really nothing in this fml that suggests he isnt communicating.

But not the hot wing sauce.... I could only imagine that it would burn. Ouch!

Mama likes it hot.

Which is?

for a second a thought he ment cheat but porn sounds about right.