By therevsev - 02/10/2011 06:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML
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Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you. Sigh... I tried.

perdix 29

Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.

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Or be a man about it and offer the woman some dessert.

Tennispro349 2

1 Maybe YOU should see a doctor.

chrishaparker 0

op should tell his wife how he feeels .

"Hey, love...I saw you eating chicken, and it made me want to have sex with you."

You can always ask her if she wants some 'ranch dressing' with that.

It's been a long time since OP has seen breasts, thighs, or legs. Chicken parts can do that to a man.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Yeah, you suck on that juicy bone..

MagicGiraffe 12

I'm jealous of OPs wife, those wings sound good

1 you bastard, you stole that name from StoryOfTheYear.

or you could just be a man and carry her and the chicken to the bedroom. she'll get the point

Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you. Sigh... I tried.

iamaleccarlson 0

Or drink a redbull cut off the wings and bitch slap your wife with them

Make sure you soak them in sauce,the effect won't be the same otherwise....

Remember, always practice safe meat sucking

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Holy shit two you are a genius. You deserve a cookie

Georgieeporgiee 9

I like cookies. Although they make you fat. So I don't want one thanks!:)

What about having fun with yourself with animals using a fleshlight on an animal porn site? I like to do a bit of everythig.

Jealous of dead meat.. That's a new low point, buddy.

perdix 29

Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.

kickazz16 15

Oh perdix. You make us giggle.

Millman_fml 9

Oooo dis!! Lol

Perdix will you f me

katie1014 0

Hahahaha

torikushi 7

Well, this is something new.

There is a standard answer to these kind of FML's and it's called: 'communication'. Just give it a try.

I suggest we won't give that a try.

Another one that generally works for me is called 'back rub' which then moves into 'foreplay'. 9 out of 10 people who get laid recommend it...

KEEV IS A F-A-G

a_nutritionist 10

@9 theres really nothing in this fml that suggests he isnt communicating.

denvan 0

Add some sauce to your meat, maybe that will do the trick

But not the hot wing sauce.... I could only imagine that it would burn. Ouch!

Mama likes it hot.

Well make a move?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Dude you totally need to get laid, or at least do what guys do when they dont get any action

jellenwood 35

Which is?

rexgar2000 10

for a second a thought he ment cheat but porn sounds about right.