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See a doctor.
Or be a man about it and offer the woman some dessert.
"Hey, love...I saw you eating chicken, and it made me want to have sex with you."
You can always ask her if she wants some 'ranch dressing' with that.
It's been a long time since OP has seen breasts, thighs, or legs. Chicken parts can do that to a man.
1 you bastard, you stole that name from StoryOfTheYear.
or you could just be a man and carry her and the chicken to the bedroom. she'll get the point
Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you. Sigh... I tried.
lolwutt
Weird
Make sure you soak them in sauce,the effect won't be the same otherwise....
Remember, always practice safe meat sucking
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Show it anywayHoly shit two you are a genius. You deserve a cookie
What about having fun with yourself with animals using a fleshlight on an animal **** site? I like to do a bit of everythig.
Jealous of dead meat.. That's a new low point, buddy.
Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.
Perdix will you f me
There is a standard answer to these kind of FML's and it's called: 'communication'. Just give it a try.
I suggest we won't give that a try.
Another one that generally works for me is called 'back rub' which then moves into 'foreplay'. 9 out of 10 people who get laid recommend it...
Fag
KEEV IS A F-A-G
But not the hot wing sauce.... I could only imagine that it would burn. Ouch!
Mama likes it hot.
Well make a move?
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Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you. Sigh... I tried.
Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.