FML : Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings....

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Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By therevsev / Sunday 2 October 2011 06:05 / United States

Intimacy

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By iheartbewbies | 0

#3376148 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:37

Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you.

Sigh... I tried.

By perdix | 29

#3376158 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:41

Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.

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By storyofthemonth | 0

#3376141 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:31

See a doctor.

newzealand | 28

#3376178 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:50

Or be a man about it and offer the woman some dessert.

Tennispro349 | 2

#3376531 - Sunday 2 October 2011 15:17

1 Maybe YOU should see a doctor.

chrishaparker | 0

#3376546 - Sunday 2 October 2011 15:21

op should tell his wife how he feeels .

Skittlepickle | 13

#3377397 - Sunday 2 October 2011 16:32

"Hey, love...I saw you eating chicken, and it made me want to have sex with you."

belkinbra | 12

#3377508 - Sunday 2 October 2011 16:47

You can always ask her if she wants some 'ranch dressing' with that.

AnonymousTroll | 2

#3378000 - Sunday 2 October 2011 18:09

It's been a long time since OP has seen breasts, thighs, or legs. Chicken parts can do that to a man.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3378431 - Sunday 2 October 2011 19:27

I'd hate to see what happens when see eats a polish hot dog.

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#3378730 - Sunday 2 October 2011 20:46

Yeah, you suck on that juicy bone..

MagicGiraffe | 12

#3380326 - Monday 3 October 2011 4:22

I'm jealous of OPs wife, those wings sound good

EvilPotato | 14

#3380391 - Monday 3 October 2011 4:35

1 you bastard, you stole that name from StoryOfTheYear.

ck11_fml | 1

#3613884 - Monday 21 November 2011 9:05

or you could just be a man and carry her and the chicken to the bedroom. she'll get the point

By iheartbewbies | 0

#3376148 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:37

Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you.

Sigh... I tried.

TheFlyingMan | 8

#3376326 - Sunday 2 October 2011 14:03

lolwutt

Neonnight | 0

#3376480 - Sunday 2 October 2011 14:56

Weird

iamaleccarlson | 0

#3376503 - Sunday 2 October 2011 15:06

Or drink a redbull cut off the wings and bitch slap your wife with them

HideouslyHuman | 10

#3377229 - Sunday 2 October 2011 16:02

Make sure you soak them in sauce,the effect won't be the same otherwise....

97090370 | 0

#3377863 - Sunday 2 October 2011 17:38

Remember, always practice safe meat sucking

poostool | 5

#3378290 - Sunday 2 October 2011 19:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3379321 - Sunday 2 October 2011 23:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Iheartfunny | 1

#3380291 - Monday 3 October 2011 4:11

Holy shit two you are a genius.

You deserve a cookie

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3388568 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 0:09

I like cookies.
Although they make you fat.
So I don't want one thanks!:)

By iheartbewbies | 0

#3376154 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:39

What about having fun with yourself with animals using a fleshlight on an animal porn site? I like to do a bit of everythig.

By Doortje | 28

#3376155 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:39

Jealous of dead meat.. That's a new low point, buddy.

By perdix | 29

#3376158 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:41

kickazz16 | 15

#3378836 - Sunday 2 October 2011 21:13

Oh perdix. You make us giggle.

Millman_fml | 8

#3379150 - Sunday 2 October 2011 22:48

Oooo dis!! Lol

eternalibra | 14

#3380639 - Monday 3 October 2011 5:29

Perdix will you f me

katie1014 | 0

#3480868 - Monday 24 October 2011 4:52

Hahahaha

By torikushi | 7

#3376160 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:43

Well, this is something new.

By DjeePee | 24

#3376162 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:43

There is a standard answer to these kind of FML's and it's called: 'communication'. Just give it a try.

DjeePee | 24

#3376408 - Sunday 2 October 2011 14:31

I suggest we won't give that a try.

rhysfucker | 24

#3376551 - Sunday 2 October 2011 15:23

Another one that generally works for me is called 'back rub' which then moves into 'foreplay'. 9 out of 10 people who get laid recommend it...

streetclosed | 0

#3379027 - Sunday 2 October 2011 22:11

Fag

streetclosed | 0

#3379043 - Sunday 2 October 2011 22:15

KEEV IS A F-A-G

a_nutritionist | 10

#3381859 - Monday 3 October 2011 13:38

@9 theres really nothing in this fml that suggests he isnt communicating.

By denvan | 0

#3376167 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:45

Add some sauce to your meat, maybe that will do the trick

Enslaved | 36

#3377159 - Sunday 2 October 2011 15:42

But not the hot wing sauce.... I could only imagine that it would burn. Ouch!

pixelebrate | 0

#3381707 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:33

Mama likes it hot.

By LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#3376176 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:49

Well make a move?

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#3376185 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:53

Dude you totally need to get laid, or at least do what guys do when they dont get any action

jellenwood | 33

#3377293 - Sunday 2 October 2011 16:15

Which is?

rexgar2000 | 10

#3378738 - Sunday 2 October 2011 20:47

for a second a thought he ment cheat but porn sounds about right.

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