By ilivehere - 17/07/2013 14:20 - United States - Moline

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
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beneathitallxx 15

Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!


Wizardo 33

This is just a guess but for some odd and frankly, decrepit and abnormal reason, I don't think he did.

That's just wrong and awkward

kristabelli 19

31 I don't think you phrased that correctly... if the reason OP's mind wasn't changed is abnormal and decrepit, they you're suggesting her mind SHOULD have been changed. Which I think we can all agree it should not have been.

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#91, I'm pretty sure Wizardo was using sarcasm, as the obvious feeling would be to find it odd and slightly creepy that your fiancé's father is coming on to you.

kristabelli 19

#114 - I'm with ya, I agree that what the father did is odd and decrepit and abnormal! However, #31 said that the REASON her mind wasn't changed is odd, abnormal and decrepit. I think, personally, that the reason her mind wasn't changed is completely normal. :)

kristabelli 19

(I don't think it was sarcasm, I think the wording was just not great. Could be wrong.)

JJ_Rokk 10

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pedophile. Though if she was being proposed to, and her parents were overjoyed, I don't really think this would be filed under pedophilia. Obviously she's at least an adult, orrr her parents are bonkers.

Lizardgirl 7

I know I'll get thumbed down, but I believe the term you're looking for is pervert :P

Jelbeztok 17

I don't think you understand what a pedofile is.

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You're an idiot, please don't breed.

Dusty_Busters 15

You don't know what that means do you? See now you just look silly

I know, right?

beneathitallxx 15

Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!

If her fiancée finds out, I'll be expecting an FML from him too damn.

perdix 29

#3, looks like things are well in hand ;)

Today, the love of my life was proposed to by my son. She accepted, and later rejected me when I told her my true feelings.

P.S. I may have grabbed her ass.

Well you know guys, it's times like this when you have to fully grasp the situation at hand.

If my boyfriends dad did that.. I'd be like "WTF!?" And probably run away for a little while..

Imhere4fml 24

You wouldn't tell your boyfriend?

No shit, well perhaps you'd enjoy it who knows...

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He actually didn't. But I did ;)

You're 22, and you're calling me the *****? Creep. The hell did I do to you anyways.

I didn't see anywhere in here where he called you a ho.

What has being 22 got to do with being a *****?

It's not there anymore apparently. It clearly said "he didn't but I am."

Did you say no and tell him who's the "real" Daddy;)

The starting to every badly acted **** video.

sunflowerchild 10

*Insert corny porno music and bad acting*

SwaggCapone 11

I've seen a **** like this before

xcam1995 6

Perhaps the Dad directed the **** in question?

I just saw **** like this. Now I'm sad.

shan88 14

There's **** with good acting?

Yeah it's when they have really hot and intense sex and no ones faking it...... SOOO maybe ur right #132

And he was right... he CAN change your mind, though not in the direction he thought. The only change he can give you is you, running the hell away. Lets hope he dials it down to sane, yesterday.

I like ya, and i want ya, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.... the choice is yours

Dude, that sounds a bit rapey...

yea i know who you are chris hanson only i call you chris handsom..... the boondox is an awesome show nice quote even though u got thumbs downed

triplebeerox 27

I love that episode of "The Boondocks"! You can see the actual dude if you search "Booty Warrior" on YouTube.

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

Im sorry this didnt make sense

Wizardo 33

Tell your now fiancée because that's unacceptable, he's trying to 'seduce' you and wedge himself in between you and his son in some gruesome love triangle, sounds like a bad episode of Desperate Housewives.

A bad episode? Isn't that like every episode?.

Wizardo 33

I wouldn't know entirely, I don't watch Loose Women...

SumBur 11

Exactly. A bad episode.