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Actually, having a woman not touch your package in the past four and a half years is probably why you have a health issue down there in the first place.

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Wait for it, either you will find the right one or she will find you and THEN you can get intimate as much as you want!

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nah.. but my mother has been married twice and I guess I thought it was just a mutual understanding that marriage/long term commitment doesn't mean you can get intimate when ever you want to. At least that's what I was brought up to believe. But what do I know, eh? I'm just a silly 15 year old. (;

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I think he just isn't enough of a pig to walk up to a girl and say grab my junk bitch. I know some guys that are and it's messed up.

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I agree with 36. I don't exactly think I'm ugly, I'm just really awkward around guys. My appearance has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't had a boyfriend in a year; it's just that I don't have the courage to talk to them.

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Well he could have been getting it for any number of reasons, one being that he had a growth in his sac, possibly a cyst or tumor. If it is benign, than he will keep his penis for another day...

Actually, having a woman not touch your package in the past four and a half years is probably why you have a health issue down there in the first place.

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#41, you'd go 4-1/2 years without getting it touched before you'd think of paying a pro? I've never had a dry spell quite that bad, so I've never paid for junk-touching, but I wonder if I went without for a few years, would I consider it? I don't know.

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So 41 would rather not get their package touched and then pay for it to be touched. I thought that was the way it usually worked?

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I've gone 4 1/2 yrs without a womans touch down there. When I divorced my first wife, I didn't flirt with a woman again for over 5 yrs when I met my current wife. The main reason why? Kids. I put their happiness and joy ahead of my own.

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#72, you self-righteous prick, if you really put your kids before all, you would have stuck with their mother, no matter what.

I'm sure your insurance will cover a few more follow-up visits, but when that runs out, you can always find professional package-touchers on craigslist, although they won't have the high-tech equipment and might not be very attractive.

Haha OP's is going to be going to the hospital all the time now lot get 'checked out'. "Nurse I have a really painful feeling down below, I need to see Dr. ____." "She's not in today but come this way and we'll get you looked at right away". "never mind they feel better" *leaves*

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