By BigDT
  Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML
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  RyanMacVey  |  17

nah.. but my mother has been married twice and I guess I thought it was just a mutual understanding that marriage/long term commitment doesn't mean you can get intimate when ever you want to. At least that's what I was brought up to believe. But what do I know, eh? I'm just a silly 15 year old. (;

  OhHushDear  |  11

I agree with 36. I don't exactly think I'm ugly, I'm just really awkward around guys. My appearance has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't had a boyfriend in a year; it's just that I don't have the courage to talk to them.

  mxpklx  |  12

Well he could have been getting it for any number of reasons, one being that he had a growth in his sac, possibly a cyst or tumor. If it is benign, than he will keep his penis for another day...

  perdix  |  29

No, they don't.

Very few guys go 4-1/2 years without getting their packages touched. If they can't get someone to willingly touch it after a year, they can hire someone to do the 'job.

  perdix  |  29

#41, you'd go 4-1/2 years without getting it touched before you'd think of paying a pro?

I've never had a dry spell quite that bad, so I've never paid for junk-touching, but I wonder if I went without for a few years, would I consider it? I don't know.

  mike3775  |  32

I've gone 4 1/2 yrs without a womans touch down there. When I divorced my first wife, I didn't flirt with a woman again for over 5 yrs when I met my current wife. The main reason why? Kids. I put their happiness and joy ahead of my own.

By  perdix  |  29

I'm sure your insurance will cover a few more follow-up visits, but when that runs out, you can always find professional package-touchers on craigslist, although they won't have the high-tech equipment and might not be very attractive.

By  PaulB123  |  11

Haha OP's is going to be going to the hospital all the time now lot get 'checked out'.
"Nurse I have a really painful feeling down below, I need to see Dr. ____."
"She's not in today but come this way and we'll get you looked at right away".
"never mind they feel better" *leaves*