Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML
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BrightBrownEyes
| 11
Awkward.
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maskedman
| 9
Actually, having a woman not touch your package in the past four and a half years is probably why you have a health issue down there in the first place.
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BrightBrownEyes
| 11
Awkward.
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Rinat_fml
| 26
Wait for it, either you will find the right one or she will find you and THEN you can get intimate as much as you want!
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periwinkle95
| 10
Aww. It's alright OP. There's always time to find true love. :)
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RyanMacVey
| 17
#6 - "THEN you can get intimate as much as you want!"
You've obviously never been married mate. :L
You've obviously never been married mate. :L
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Pr0metheus
| 7
Yeah because the 15 year old kid giving us all the finger definitely knows about marriage.
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RyanMacVey
| 17
So being 15 means that I cannot understand the fact that being married doesn't mean you can demand intimacy whenever you want it?
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a1f0sff
| 25
It just sounded like you had experienced it yourself...
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RyanMacVey
| 17
nah.. but my mother has been married twice and I guess I thought it was just a mutual understanding that marriage/long term commitment doesn't mean you can get intimate when ever you want to. At least that's what I was brought up to believe. But what do I know, eh? I'm just a silly 15 year old. (;
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PenguinSwag47
| 0
The ultrasound tech: O.o
The guy: *Staring awkwardly at the ceiling to avoid eye contact*
The guy: *Staring awkwardly at the ceiling to avoid eye contact*
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thatssomeBS
| 9
I thought this was going to be an "inappropriate boner" fml...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
There are inappropriate boners?
Where's everybodylovesboners when he's needed?
Where's everybodylovesboners when he's needed?
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imepelepticsir
| 5
shit last time my package was touched was when my mom changed my diapers.
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jacob4592
| 0
No worrys mate if you get a hard on tell herit's a complement :-)
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Jaws1240
| 0
Your fucking hot!!
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Hockeymann17
| 0
If that's actually you, you are super hot????
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Branflakes78
| 13
That sucks bro, I hope you find your true love soon!
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alival
| 12
Maybe consider going out more?
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okiidokii_fml
| 6
Maybe consider her fml:
Today at work I had to touch this extremly ugly guys "package" FML
Today at work I had to touch this extremly ugly guys "package" FML
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Vulpes21
| 6
Doesn't mean he's ugly. Maybe just socially awkward.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Or just unlucky with the ladies
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hemz_fml
| 13
Or maybe he's shy?
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Requim
| 0
Or maybe he just doesn't know how to approach a women
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
Or maybe we can all just say essentially the same thing.
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ManlyDunsparce
| 3
Possibly we can state similar jokes.
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jroxursox1
| 10
I think he just isn't enough of a pig to walk up to a girl and say grab my junk bitch. I know some guys that are and it's messed up.
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OhHushDear
| 11
I agree with 36. I don't exactly think I'm ugly, I'm just really awkward around guys. My appearance has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't had a boyfriend in a year; it's just that I don't have the courage to talk to them.
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asher888
| 11
Can agree with 36 as well. Been there (when it comes to girls of course).
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asher888
| 11
Can agree with 36 as well. Been there (when it comes to girls of course).
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g_ayvel
| 11
Hopefully everything turned out ok with your ultra sound at least that Would make your day better
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mxpklx
| 12
Well he could have been getting it for any number of reasons, one being that he had a growth in his sac, possibly a cyst or tumor. If it is benign, than he will keep his penis for another day...
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WTFjizzinmypantz
| 0
Eh couldnt of been that bad right?
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ManlyDunsparce
| 3
A bright side to this Fml.
On the bright side. This guy got his packaged played with by a attractive chick!
On the bright side. This guy got his packaged played with by a attractive chick!
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maskedman
| 9
Actually, having a woman not touch your package in the past four and a half years is probably why you have a health issue down there in the first place.
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kooochris1995
| 14
It's okay man. A lot of guys go through the same problem.
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perdix
| 29
No, they don't.
Very few guys go 4-1/2 years without getting their packages touched. If they can't get someone to willingly touch it after a year, they can hire someone to do the 'job.
Very few guys go 4-1/2 years without getting their packages touched. If they can't get someone to willingly touch it after a year, they can hire someone to do the 'job.
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cyK0tek
| 0
LOOL What LOSER pays for sex?
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kooochris1995
| 14
Lol right #29. I'd rather not get my package touched, then pay for it to get touched.
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perdix
| 29
#41, you'd go 4-1/2 years without getting it touched before you'd think of paying a pro?
I've never had a dry spell quite that bad, so I've never paid for junk-touching, but I wonder if I went without for a few years, would I consider it? I don't know.
I've never had a dry spell quite that bad, so I've never paid for junk-touching, but I wonder if I went without for a few years, would I consider it? I don't know.
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Sanch101
| 7
So 41 would rather not get their package touched and then pay for it to be touched. I thought that was the way it usually worked?
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kooochris1995
| 14
Than** I meant.
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mike3775
| 32
I've gone 4 1/2 yrs without a womans touch down there. When I divorced my first wife, I didn't flirt with a woman again for over 5 yrs when I met my current wife. The main reason why? Kids. I put their happiness and joy ahead of my own.
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perdix
| 29
#72, you self-righteous prick, if you really put your kids before all, you would have stuck with their mother, no matter what.
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perdix
| 29
I'm sure your insurance will cover a few more follow-up visits, but when that runs out, you can always find professional package-touchers on craigslist, although they won't have the high-tech equipment and might not be very attractive.
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PaulB123
| 11
Haha OP's is going to be going to the hospital all the time now lot get 'checked out'.
"Nurse I have a really painful feeling down below, I need to see Dr. ____."
"She's not in today but come this way and we'll get you looked at right away".
"never mind they feel better" *leaves*
"Nurse I have a really painful feeling down below, I need to see Dr. ____."
"She's not in today but come this way and we'll get you looked at right away".
"never mind they feel better" *leaves*
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PaulB123
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*to, instead of lot. Spellcheck ha.
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Wheredidgrungego
| 12
Doesn't matter, had sex?
....or not in this case....
....or not in this case....