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By xXx3mi_MuffinxXx - / Friday 1 July 2011 19:23 / United States
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A dog groomer. they squeeze the anus so the poo poo shoots outs, it's easier to bathe a dog when they don't have to use the restroom.

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you can't recover from it you silly donkey penis. but ya. I used to clean womens anal glands with my special cleaning tool, I got paid quite a bit, but then I got arrested for prostitution.. silly cops and there misunderstanding of jobs. I'm an anus cleaner not a whore.. jeez. anyways, did you know guantanimo bay has amazing wifi? it's sweet

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Shouldn't that be written somewhere in the job description??? " This job will include: brushing, bathing, and anal probing of various canines."

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#46 is completely wrong about anal glands. dog groomers are not probing their asses to make them poo. There are glands right inside the anus that release a fluid that helps fecal matter come out thru the anus. Think of it as lube. Frequently the fluid builds up inside the gland and isn't released so it becomes impacted and needs to be drained by squeezing them. It smells REALLY horrible. I wouldn't suggest trying it out on your own with your dog!!

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considering OP is from America they should just be happy they have a job with the economy bring in the toilet

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that gets old soo fast. silly unoriginal trolls. although if it was sticky, the dog must be eating something very weird

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Solution: Stick your arm in as far as it will go. Big smile. Take a selfie. Optional title to the pic: Something about being wrist deep in crap at work.

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