op could take a picture and show her friend

i would really like to know what OP's job is.

A dog groomer. they squeeze the anus so the poo poo shoots outs, it's easier to bathe a dog when they don't have to use the restroom.

I always considered being a vetenerian ..but heyy, pshh I could always be a lawyer :]

she'll*

Sorry OP but atleast you have a job!

cleaning anal glands?? sounds like a win for you!!! lol

2- may I say, you have a huge tongue xD

Oh I am very sorry about your condition #2. hopefully you get better!

you can't recover from it you silly donkey penis. but ya. I used to clean womens anal glands with my special cleaning tool, I got paid quite a bit, but then I got arrested for prostitution.. silly cops and there misunderstanding of jobs. I'm an anus cleaner not a *****.. jeez. anyways, did you know guantanimo bay has amazing wifi? it's sweet

@24 - Totally and then she can MMS the picture to her.

Your job pays shit.

Dog anal Fetish! 0.o

And yet I can't seem to shake the thought that OP actually applied for such a job.

Shouldn't that be written somewhere in the job description??? " This job will include: brushing, bathing, and anal probing of various canines."

#46 is completely wrong about anal glands. dog groomers are not probing their asses to make them poo. There are glands right inside the anus that release a fluid that helps fecal matter come out thru the anus. Think of it as lube. Frequently the fluid builds up inside the gland and isn't released so it becomes impacted and needs to be drained by squeezing them. It smells REALLY horrible. I wouldn't suggest trying it out on your own with your dog!!

for real!

You're a very 'glass half full' kinda person huh?

she's jealous inside..but yeah show her a picture lmao

she's jealous inside..but yeah show her a picture lmao

considering OP is from America they should just be happy they have a job with the economy bring in the toilet

...Thank you for ruining my appetite... ugh that's disgusting lol

can't help but wonder why did you go on FML when you have an appetite?

at least he didnt say"that sounds like a shitty situation"

Or worse... "Looks like *takes of glasses* we have a shitty situation! YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

that gets old soo fast. silly unoriginal trolls. although if it was sticky, the dog must be eating something very weird

#40, why not get on FML when you have an appetite? And I was about to eat dinner lol :P

What a crappy joke

Solution: Stick your arm in as far as it will go. Big smile. Take a selfie. Optional title to the pic: Something about being wrist deep in crap at work.

2 girls 1 dog?

hahaha gross.

im sure she wood definatley want to......

68, I see what you did there

94. I see what YOU did there

Anuses could always use a second pair of hands.

... I hope you don't have a dog dude :L

your an asshole......... >_< ******* TROLL

some ones sad that theyre a loner ;)

your picture is awsome!!!