By Yudith - 04/06/2019 02:00
The Top
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Not you
By scooterbyrd - 06/11/2016 06:08
Cats are Satan's Minions
By I don't trust them. - 02/07/2017 18:00
Close shave
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa
Strangers suck
By SocietyToday - 27/08/2017 13:00
Move on, dude
By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra
By Anonymous - 18/09/2017 01:30
My house, my rules
By Anonymous - 27/07/2022 00:01
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By FoodyFood - 19/03/2012 04:59 - Australia - Adelaide
Congratulations. Or not.
By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 14:03
Coincidence plays tricks on us!
By Shadley Chase Teladia - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - South Africa - Johannesburg
Hungry
By The gay child - 09/05/2018 19:00
WHAT?
By Nohearingornoeating - 17/05/2018 15:00
By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States
Sludge factory
By fmyactuallife - 03/05/2020 08:00
No health allowed!
By Eat that whiskey steak or else! - 01/07/2018 20:30 - Spain - M?laga
Shared towel
By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington
Goddamn it
By Kaluhaluha - 25/08/2018 13:00
What the hell
By paula.isabel - 09/09/2018 20:30
Stuck in traffic
By WhataStrangeTripThisIs - 18/09/2020 05:25
WhataStrangeTripThisIs tells us more.
By Dgama - 17/11/2018 22:00 - United States - Baltimore
By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 16:00
By master6 - 21/12/2018 04:00
Ewwwwwwww
By Warriorwizzle - 14/12/2018 22:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi
Heavy Drilling
By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 05:34 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
deathtojesus tells us more.
In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no ******* idea
Gasp
By cold - 15/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Phoenix
By killingmyselfimmediately - 07/01/2019 20:00
By unicornlovet - 24/02/2019 00:00 - Canada - Calgary
Keywords
OP here! I got the car as a Christmas present from my fiance. My previous car was totaled by an ex (intentionally, another FML) and I'm a poor single mom, so I didn't have much choice except to learn how to drive it asap or walk. I was doing fairly well, but was in a line of cars on a hill, with the car behind me a few inches off my bumper. The First and Reverse are right next to each other, and in a panic, I couldn't figure out if I was in Reverse. On a hill you have to really hit the gas or you roll back. I couldn't tell which gear I was in, so the choice was not hit the gas hard enough and roll into the car behind me, or maybe accidentally in R and floor it into the car behind me. Had a blank moment of panic. The crossing guard was a sweetheart and pulled my car out for me so I could take a few breaths. Then cheered me on when I recovered and peeled out! P.S. This does not make me just another stupid American.