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By doubletrouble - 22/04/2011 14:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
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josh5634 0

this looks like a messy job. maybe you should go in and live with them so they dont get in a big fight. women always help between fights. just walk around naked. it'll be ok!

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TeeHee124 0

so you could say he (puts on sunglasses) BUMPED THE CHUMP? yeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!

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Darkhatchling 0

well, in case youre not into 3somes, make sure your ex doesn't tell your bf that you guys used to do the dirtaaaayy. then you can alternate. but 3some would be better!

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acidlithium 0

aaaahhh thats what i was thinking!!!! lol

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boredbah 0

that's exactly what I thought when I first read this

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sarah2686 0

hahah first thing that came to my mind p.s emilyheartskatie: you're cute!

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morgan320 0

When i first read this i was so sure it would say he chose his old crush as roommate or something, but then i read ex-boyfriend and changed my mind to threesome.

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SdCounty33 0

Yes. obvious thing to do here is to get the awkwardness out of the way with a threesome.

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kingtz 6

Lol OP is about to get double teamed.

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Anyoniemous 0

Am i the only person that wasn't thinking that?

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briidontgive_ 0

No your not the only person, I wasn't thinking that either

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

three way was the first thing that popped into my head

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d0gl0ver16 0

That was his plan the whole time. Thats why he did it :D

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LifeOfPi 0

not a bad idea if you have had sex with ex before.

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dansco 24

Well at least I'm not the only person to think it - threesome ;)

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pandasarelove3 7

I totally was thinking threesome too...

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joe_says_so 0

Ooooooooo my god I was like totally thinking threesome when I read this what a frigging coincidence?!

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rawribiteyew12 0

hahah this is soo funny I was thinking of threesome as well hahah(:

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Doortje 29

Did he know he's your ex-boyfriend? Anyway, just stay at your place.

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Reina1123 0

Who cares. An ex shouldn't stop you from staying with your boyfriend.

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vanillatwilight6 0

that sucks really bad but thats still mad funny

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josh5634 0

this looks like a messy job. maybe you should go in and live with them so they dont get in a big fight. women always help between fights. just walk around naked. it'll be ok!

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silentxninja 13

Haha that's a grand idea!

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mintcar 9

I don't think he intentionally did it to **** you over. They probably get along very well, you're going to have to suck it up. The situation, not him.

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themanhw 0

lol @ suck it up comment

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joooeee 3

Op just wanted a good roommate for her boyfriend so she could sleep with him. Well, it seems to have worked out well

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sonilo 1

that's exactly what I was thinking aha

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Miss_Michaela 10

I can assume he chose him as a room mate because they have a lot in common. Which must mean you know what you want in a man. ;)

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Sniper_Fidelis 1

Get your ******* winky face out of here

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Miss_Michaela 10

Winky face? I don't get it. So it's not much of an insult. :)

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TeeHee124 0

40, want some lotion for that BURN? ^^

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lucas755 1

;) is a winky face. you used it.

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heathersmorin 0

Nope nope she used a smiley face. One of these :) Hes talking about your picture. Because your hair casts a shadow over your eye it makes it looks as if your eye my be winking. That's what I'm gathering!!! The world may never know....?

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Miss_Michaela 10

Oh, now I get it. I will just assume that some horrible tragedy happened to the poor guy, where a Winky face was involved.

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caseylou 12

No? It's because you used a winky face in your comment... Way to think way too into it morons.

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