Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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Top comments
BorderCount 5
Dude, you dodged a bullet. She's clearly crazy. That, or she was looking for an excuse to dump you. Either way, you're better off.
AlanShore 12
Someone that shallow doesn't deserve a friend that would go to the hospital for a friend after having been in a car accident. Better to be rid of than with, in my opinion.
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Comments (13)
DogStew 20
Good she is gone. No one needs those kind of mind games.
bl3ur0z3 17
If being a good friend makes you gay, I don't want to be straight.
AlanShore 12
Someone that shallow doesn't deserve a friend that would go to the hospital for a friend after having been in a car accident. Better to be rid of than with, in my opinion.
RichardPencil 32
You could have texted your friend and gone to see him later. I'm not saying you're gay, but you may not be completely committed to the relationship.
aerith105 14
I feel like missing one date doesn't mean they aren't committed to the relationship. I mean yeah I would be mad at first but I would definitely rather my boyfriend go see his friend. if I was his girlfriend I would have not thought he was gay but glad he went to help his friend. to me that is more important then some date
bl3ur0z3 17
No. A friend in the hospital takes priority over a date. A good girlfriend knows that. I've blown off my husband for a friend in need and you know what his response was? To join me in coming to my friend's aid.
AmbrosiaFan 19
A friend takes priority over a date. Always... especially if one is in the hospital. Frankly g/f should have cared enough to join him to visit his friend to see how he is doing.
randybryant799 21
Are you kidding me? The girlfriend is abusive and homophobic.
BorderCount 5
Dude, you dodged a bullet. She's clearly crazy. That, or she was looking for an excuse to dump you. Either way, you're better off.
Mungolikecandy 19
She is not really a loss if she presents that sort of complete lack of empathy.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Consider yourself lucky. Sorry to hear about your friend.
Magtec 11
That's called physical and emotional abuse. Glad you're no longer in that bad situation. Hope your friend is okay.
slym12312425 9
dude, your now ex-girlfriend is a raving bitch. I don't know how long you known your friend that you went to see, but it is normal for people to go visit a friend in the hospital after a severe accident. honestly, it sounds like she a manipulative, narcissistic, and all around toxic person that you will be better off without, so I know it sucks and hurts to be you right now. chin up, you will find someone better and more deserving of you as a person.
Aaron O'Neill 5
have her charged with assault and battery.