By loser - 20/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
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Leeono 26

Well they do say kids make you want to stay in bed all day and lose all your money but I didn’t think they meant it so literal.

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blahblabbity 19

well, they say kids are money down the drain...

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Leeono 26

Well they do say kids make you want to stay in bed all day and lose all your money but I didn’t think they meant it so literal.

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RichardPencil 30

They also say having kids ties you down. Again, way too literally in this story.

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Zekfen 17

Wife material in training! Your wife is training her well! “If you duct tape them to the bed, you can go spend all their money at the store!” - your wife

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blahblabbity 19

well, they say kids are money down the drain...

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Glowworm56 26

You've got a little mob boss in the making.

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lkb307 21

my only question is how do you sleep that heavy. I would love to sleep deep like that.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Satan, is that you?

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Chazzster 28

Don’t get so drunk you pass out or get high around kids! Seriously, nobody “sleeps” so soundly the do not feel their hands being duct taped. That’s either passed out drunk or high.

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Davros 12

Kid: This is what you get for not buying that Barbie at Walmart today

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