Sounds like you need to find some better hiding spots

Isn't there anywhere out of reach for her ?

Take a drawer out of a dresser, then put it under the bottem drawer.

Your hiding skills are impeccable

Try the false bottom trick,

I wonder why you have a coloring book meant for adults

Tell them they're not allowed to search around and to use stuff you have not given permission to play with.

Just wait 9 more seasons, Morty.

This is a Fml!? I let my seven year old sister in-law pick out the ones she wanted from mine! Granted I hate her mother and didn't really care if it pissed her off or not (it didn't) but it still made me laugh hearing her ask "what's a cum slut?"

is nobody going to point out the coloring book that features swear words?