Sounds like you need to find some better hiding spots

Isn't there anywhere out of reach for her ?

Take a drawer out of a dresser, then put it under the bottem drawer.

Your hiding skills are impeccable

Try the false bottom trick,

I wonder why you have a coloring book meant for adults

So that OP can colour it in

Tell them they're not allowed to search around and to use stuff you have not given permission to play with.

Just wait 9 more seasons, Morty.

Someone gets it.

This is a Fml!? I let my seven year old sister in-law pick out the ones she wanted from mine! Granted I hate her mother and didn't really care if it pissed her off or not (it didn't) but it still made me laugh hearing her ask "what's a cum slut?"

is nobody going to point out the coloring book that features swear words?

Adult coloring book for stress relief and anxiety. They're pretty common nowadays.