"What? They're both liquids, and this one smells nicer. I was thinking about using maple syrup, too, so you'd end up smelling like pancakes."

How would you not notice sooner? Ouch!!

On the plus side, your bush has never been so shiny and manageable!

Great, now I have that Marcy Playground song stuck in my head. Your Bf probably used it in the shower and it worked for him? He needs a quick tutorial with the difference between innies and outies. And next time maybe spring for the lube yourself. I learnt that lesson when I once got Blistex lip balm rubbed on me. Wonder if they have disco lemonade flavoured lube?

there’s a difference?? i’ve been putting lube in my hair for years!!!

Can boyfriend read?

Looks like he doesn’t care about your health at all. Wouldn’t be shocked if you developed a case of BV or yeast infection from that- scented stuff is awful for your vag even on the outside/ vulva.

ouch