Pirate Jim

By maryann - 09/05/2021 02:01

Today, I brought home my new boyfriend, who happens to have an eyepatch. Despite repeatedly telling them not to, even threatening punishment, my daughters, ages 9 and 11, would not stop calling him "Cyclops." He’s mad at me for this. FML
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They're 9 and 11! They 're going to say shit you don't want them to. You should both understand that

I really hope he is mature enough to understand they are kids and it's to be expected. In his position I would have leaned into it and played the role of pirate and we all could have a laugh. How you handle unfortunate circumstances can dictate a lot. Make the best of what you have and you will be a much happier person.

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If you hadn't told them NOT to, they probably wouldn't have.

They're 9 and 11! They 're going to say shit you don't want them to. You should both understand that

I really hope he is mature enough to understand they are kids and it's to be expected. In his position I would have leaned into it and played the role of pirate and we all could have a laugh. How you handle unfortunate circumstances can dictate a lot. Make the best of what you have and you will be a much happier person.

bleachedraven 14

better to laugh than cry : )

Lmao adorable. Toxic but adorable. Kids will be kids.

Better than than "Cap'tain Hook".

bleachedraven 14

Coming from kids he shouldn't be too upset about it.

You brought home Majima didn't you?

This would be a red flag for me. Kids say rude stuff. Adults have to be mature enough to handle it in a calm and rational manner. His anger is not how you handle it.

he doesn't seem like the person for you. if he can't shake of someone that young with a little humor, i don't think he can handle more serious situations

Start calling yourself Jean Grey. Problem solved. Just watch out for old dudes called Logan. They're the jealous type.