Work and Poopoo peepee: Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped... - FML

By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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Bad day for glasses

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 10:00

Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 February 2019 20:29

Well, you’d better clean them off very thoroughly or your vision will be... ...wait on it... ...shitty.

foolest 7

Monday 4 February 2019 20:28

you could grab them and wash them? not a big deal

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foolest 7

Monday 4 February 2019 20:28

you could grab them and wash them? not a big deal

annaloves 3

Tuesday 5 February 2019 0:15

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Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 5 February 2019 1:20

That is a statement, not a question. Really now, why the **** has everyone forgotten what question marks are for over the last few years? I swear to Hitler, it's driving me up the wall.

zuckerburg 21

Tuesday 5 February 2019 10:51

If you have to look for sex, then you're most probably a guy, not a girl. GTFO

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 February 2019 20:29

Well, you’d better clean them off very thoroughly or your vision will be... ...wait on it... ...shitty.

zuckerburg 21

Tuesday 5 February 2019 10:50

lol, you are so clearly indian its not even funny. "mind blasting" I know, but don't make this comment "shift" you to a different country hey...

Gofuckyourself 24

Monday 4 February 2019 20:48

Curious to know, was your head tilted down at such an angle for them to fall off your face or are the frames too big and they're able to slip off easily?

Gina Crenshaw 4

Tuesday 5 February 2019 1:32

This is my nightmare, I too wear glasses and often wondered what I would do in this exact situation, risk getting herpes of the hand and face or let the toilet have them!.......goodbye glasses!! 😂

zuckerburg 21

Tuesday 5 February 2019 10:53

Alternatively, take them apart and clean them with 120 proof alcohol? Ah well, easier to buy new I guess #nobudgetcausewhitelol

zuckerburg 21

Tuesday 5 February 2019 10:49

YDI for being vegan

jareda6x 8

Tuesday 5 February 2019 21:47

I’ve done this I feel your pain

VenomMouth 2

Sunday 10 February 2019 23:27

anyone lose their glasses, last chance, WOOHOO!

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