Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
GeorgiaBea 28
1. Good for her. 2. You told her she could... You deserve this in every way.
jake_braves 25
Op, I'm curious to know who it was. Follow up?
anon871 10
Follow up
asakadelis 7
So sleep with someone on your list then
malekin 7
I'd be proud and congratulate her
reestheokguy 7
Whoooo
pks2014 10
If she did it with one actually then rest 4 will be in queue but thumbs up for her determination... And u run
revieced 13
well....who the hell was it? speak! nau!
8313girl 28
Yeah I know I can't be the only one who thought awesome for the girlfriend. I do feel bad for OP but that's why you shouldn't play around with celebrity **** lists. I hope y'all can make it work and you can forgive her. Especially since its a list you BOTH mutually agreed on joking or not.
ndnpride88 25
Anyone else wondering who it was?