Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
obeykaitlyn 25
why make one if you're not going to use it?
Utetopia2014 18
Wait wait wait. OP is from Australia. So the celebrity is going to a B-grade celebrity, anyway. Meaning that this celebrity is one of those that uses their "celebrity" status just to root girls. "Hey baby.. did you know I'm on TV? It was a straight to TV movie, but hey, I'm still on TV". Unless its a TV show/series. In which case, because its Australian TV, then no one anywhere else will know who they are. On the other hand, it could be a sports celebrity. I might go right ahead and say it was probably Chris Gayle, or one of the other West Indian cricketers. I heard those guys **** anything. Lance Franklin (AFL) also made a bet with his then Hawthorn teammates that he could "**** 100 girls in 100 days", and supposedly ****** Jesse Jane when she was out for Sexpo. So they celebrity could be an AFL celebrity as well. Damn.. i wish OP listed a state they lived in!
kpetrovski 24
This is the best thing I've read all day, my boyfriend and I definitely have one of those lists too, haha. This is amazing.
ScooperScribbles 10
Considering OP lives in Australia, I'm thinking the celebrity is an actor from Home and Away or Neighbours. Of course, I could be wrong, but I know plenty of girls who would want to sleep with the guys from Home and Away - the actors who play the Braxton brothers are particularly popular
trucha 10
Damn was it the Crocodile dundee dude..Paul Hogan? I don't know any other celebs from Australia..oh wait! Russell Crowe this guy bangs everybody! Sorry op ...I would never be alright with that. I say dump her , kick her to the curb...especially if it was Paul Hogan , he old AF.
helveeta 11
It was def crocodile Dundee! Hawt
BFlowing 21
The trick with these lists is having really low standards. Heck, I think she may have had them..the celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with are basically unreachable by us mere mortals.
autismom1999 8
Everybody has a person they would have sex with married or not. I told my husband of I had the chance to bang Ben Burnley I'd do it right in front of him. It would never happen he's happily married and if it ever came right down to it I doubt I could do it bc I am to. Usually But all of have 1 or 2 people like that that we joke about. I'm impressed whoever this is did it but I'm also curious who she ****** and how big of a celebrity it is.
laden_swallow09 35
Yes. Follow-up, please!
bobsanction 18
I wouldn't even be mad, that's impressive. Unless you use the term "celebrity" very loosely.
laden_swallow09 35
Well? Get crackin'!
princess51423 15
That's awesome!