IcedSapphire

About Icedsapphire

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Icedsapphire's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

33%
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

33%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

55%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

73%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

34%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

8%
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

3%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

16%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

22%

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Icedsapphire's favorite FMLs

Today, someone informed me that my new boyfriend's tattoo is really an old Nazi symbol and not just a poorly-drawn skull. Now I'm trying to figure out how to ask him whether he's a neo-Nazi or not. Why am I so nervous? I'm Jewish, he just hasn't heard my last name yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it