pks2014

43 years-old

no touching 6 March 2015, 14:03 Blacktown, Australia

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

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adoptablepuppy 29 January 2016, 01:17 Horseheads, United States

Today, after weeks of debating with myself, I finally got the courage to ask out my best friend of 9 years. She turned me down, saying that dating me would be like adopting a puppy, and she doesn't want that kind of responsibility. FML

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