Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
leogachi 15
This why, when making such a list, you should also have a discussion about whether you're just making them for fun or not. Some people belive they're just hypothetical while others take them seriously.
LostCosmo 5
Was it Charlie sheen? Or however you spell his name.
laraeley 4
But who as the celebrity
Kartar115 22
Who was it? we must know!!!
scrollingthru 10
If you guys both agreed to it previously then she was technically in her right per the agreement. It's not something I would do with my wife.You know make a list and all.... because I wouldn't want to sleep with a celebrity....I have her I'm happy!
commandokid 13
My question is who is the celebrity??
gordjess1 19
So you're in Australia... Who was it? That sucks but that's what happens when you create stupid lists like that
blahhhhhhh85 9
f that leave her ass
messymessiah 11
Wow sorry OP! I guess no one ever really thinks they'll get the chance to do that. Unlucky for you! Tbh though I've never heard of having 5, only one free pass.
veritoswty6 14
But who it was thou?