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wtf.........
awkward turtle.
I first thought curled up at the end of the bed like a dog. I guess that's more weird than a threesome.
find another girl cuz u will never get out of the FRIENDZ ZONE *scary music*
I like turtles
I was waiting for someone to say that.
its not gay if its in a threeway
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
Not every guy wants a threesome with a girl and another guy...
So which spoon were you? Big, little, or middle?
how do you manage that
Threesome? Threesome FTW? I don't get it.
Threesome is when 3 people have sex together
Oh yes, I listened to that song just yesterday!
incredibad by the lonely island
Shes my bestfriend and her bf lives far away and was staying at a hotel...so we all just slept there for a night. and she didnt want me to have to sleep on the floor. and no threesome or sex of any kind
wow sorry bout that
No offence, but you should have just politley declined the bed and slept on the floor. Even if you didn't have anything with you, you can call down to the front desk for extra pillows and blankets. I know you're in love with her and that sucks, but it's kind of wrong for you to share a bed with them if that's all that's running through your head. Not to mention you're emotionally torturing yourself.
I feel so sorry for you.. seriously
Arotai =/= OP
lol, hes not the OP. If he had an account already why would he have to make one? doesn't make sense, its just some random bored douche bag.
I have the same sich. just not as awkward.
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wtf.........
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???