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fake an illness or something. so that way she will stay with u. or!! maybe ur brother has the same name as a very unknown celebrity...
your brother bout to get it in
is ur bro a celeb?
lol yeah MercyFML, just a last resort. but option B makes more sense. lol. but it would force OPs gf to stay with him!
"Oh, you like my brother? Yeah, he's cool. We have so many similar hobbies, like banging your mum. :)"
At least it wasn't Justine beaver
maybe she was kidding? if not, that sucks and don't leave em alone. problem solved ;)
nice abs 27
fyl. on the bright side, you get to find someone else who can't like your brother cause he's dating
27 my cat has more abs than you.
ty 28
lol 31 soo true ;)
no problemo
why don't you, um I don't know, DISINVITE YOUR BROTHER? I'm sure you could come up with an excuse.
39- that song sucks. And, Justin Bieber should die in a hole. :)
have u seen the vid of beiber getting smacked in the head with a bottle he is super gay or a big pansy
his career is over once he's done with puberty... unless he's a... no, no nvm
well, unfortunately, his balls have dropped. about a centimeter.
ew you and your girlfriend make lists of celebrities your interested in. sorry. lame. YDI
Idk what everyones talking about, I love Justin bieber!!!!! I would definetally pick him
posting a comment so the annoying keyboard on my iPhone will go away and I can navigate fml mobile!
51 are you coming out of the closet?
What's with all the hate towards Justin bieber? My list would have to be Jessica alba, and Katy Perry. Invade anybody cares.
*in case
Op, your bro is gonna stir your porridge
Hilarious!
You, your girlfriend and your brother should have a threesome and during the ménage-à-trois, you and your brother should Eiffel Tower this broad!
61, thanks!(: but I'm older than 10 lol
28-no thats what we like to call ribs.....
It wasn't a bottle, it was a t-shirt wrapped around gummi worms; which actually makes him an even bigger pussy for saying "ow!"
damnn nice bod! how old r u?
79-I'm with you, but you need a shotgun? a waterbottle sent him to the hospital!
WILL EVERYONE PLEASE BE NICE TO JUSTIN BEIBER?! she's very sensitive
This is a ridiculous FML. Each sentence is very irrelevant.
I actually lol'd at that!
107-Lmfao hate Justin Bieber..there is no way in heck he's actually 16 and sings that dang high.
Oh my goodness. I laughed so hard!
67 I love you.
yes a shotgun is needed... we don't want anything left of him that can be recognized. I hope to god that he dies soon!!! btw I just want to say I'd you're listing celebs to bone Justin beiber should not be on there unless you're like 15. any older than that it's just creepy... wait it's just wrong either way. it's worse then counting down for the Olsen twins or freaky Dakota fanning... eww!! *gags* they may be olde enough now but people started whacking it to then when they were like 13.... WRONG!!!
YEEE
Ouch! That sucks!
nice picture spellit
Why thank you :)
Guess you learned your gf might be a cheating witch. Sucks, but now you know.
Well if there's trust issues... it's probably not going to work out between you two anyways.
name her sister
or her dog...no no let's not put that
dude..how many pics of dogs do you have???
Of course it's more than how many are in a yearbook. Why would there be pictures of dogs in a yearbook?
why would u guys even do that... but dump her
That's a weird thing to do in your spare time
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okay just stay with her the whole time!!
who does that?