Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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hkgirl89
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break up with her...
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2muchshyt
| 0
well was that before u guys got together?
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
swinger eh? I like that.
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karimkz
| 0
if she had time to eff his boss then she doesnt have a job for him to eff hers.
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
she 'effed' her own boss 6. you are welcome.
5-yes I love the swings. and wet slides.
5-yes I love the swings. and wet slides.
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phapho88
| 0
your comments always make my days, thx fir keeping me entertained =]]
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Stop it mamamiaaa. Now I'm all turned on by the "wet slide" comment. Only 7 more hrs of work. FML.
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nachobiznez
| 0
I'm mad I was effin blocked from this site for like a month but now my account back workin.... huh
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
43-thanks!
49-do you have a desk at work? problem solved.
49-do you have a desk at work? problem solved.
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docscientist
| 9
You guys think that maybe they were in fact dating longer than a week? That's the fml. She slept with the boss while they were dating.
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malters
| 9
no shit sherlock
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PhillyEagles
| 0
OH MY GOD. why did you put your face as your picture, only farmers like cows.
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2muchshyt
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well was that before u guys got together?
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iLoveMisaCampo
| 0
read the fml?
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Ismellwin
| 0
Maybe they've only been together for a week!
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EZPZ
| 0
Tis a mystery indeed...some of these FMLs leave room for imagination and thought, as they don't give enough information to begin with.
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jckbco
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these aren't stories, or requests for advice, people. They are fun little posts for an emotional release
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Molkerei
| 0
^puppy!
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jsx12345
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basically b4 they went out, he kissed a girl. Now during there relationship the girl(that's a whore) edged her boss. So she cheated on him. Not so hard people.
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jsx12345
| 0
effed*
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funktown
| 2
I think edged sounded dirtier
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grumpybarista
| 0
I like edged too. I'm using it
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jsx12345
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lol.
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hkgirl89
| 8
break up with her...
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DahkLohd
| 4
Indeed. Btw - I love your "About Me" page.
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my_user_name
| 7
You definitely need to break up with her! I can't believe you didn't say "my ex-girlfriend" in the post. And another thing, why would you need to "admit" that you kissed a girl BEFORE you began your relationship with your girlfriend? That's not a problem, you were single then. If she got upset about that, that's enough of a reason to break up with her already, even if she hadn't cheated on you.
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cul8r
| 4
Same here, break up with her.
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hkgirl89
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thank you dahklohd :)
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TheDrudgeChild
| 4
It never said it was AFTER they began going out. And even then, sometimes you can work out a situation like this in relationships.
However, if it was after and she has no remorse, yeah OP: dump her.
However, if it was after and she has no remorse, yeah OP: dump her.
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ScreamAimFire
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Eww Glee is the second worst show that ever exsisted, right behind Jersey Shore
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ScreamAimFire
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i hope he doesn't have a laptop, walking around and letting the computer talk is more of a fml. hope he reads this!
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matt692009
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What?
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ScreamAimFire
| 0
Oops wrong fml
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wassssssssom
| 0
hahhahahaha XD
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Dr_PooPingDung
| 0
NOo¡ Thats "puts on glasses" more of a win! YEEEAAAAAHH!
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MagicMushrooms
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Glee is an awesome show, stuff you.
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LemonStarship
| 5
I see she's running for employee of the month. Maybe there's a nice bonus involved?
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DahkLohd
| 4
Meh. She probably swallowed the "bonus."
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AceArctic
| 4
^Respect. interwebs high five?
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Dr_PooPingDung
| 0
Agreed with 34 and shes.working very hard to get you that gay glee set gold edition this year, maby you should fuck her boss to, THREESOME¡¡¡
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DahkLohd
| 4
The Dark Lord doesn't typically do that kind of thing...but since you have shown Him respect, He will make an exception for you.
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AceArctic
| 4
*interwebs five* woohoo!
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Jimboom
| 11
The circle is complete.
At least she is a real career girl. ;-)
At least she is a real career girl. ;-)
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bswole
| 1
man up rob u cant let some cheatin bitch in your life
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123e3
| 0
LMFAO!!!!!!