Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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Top comments
b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
mintlegendary 14
Please follow up on this story OP!!
najajensen 9
Who was he?
novdestiny 23
Hi 5 to your girlfriend!
disasterlydeed 26
This is probably the strangest FML I've ever seen that desperately needs a follow up
Leauge 13
YDI man you told her she could so you can't complain.
drrobotnik1 18
uh huh. what's the name of the celebrity, ross?
radigen 11
your fault, who agrees to a list.
aeryn97 17
YDI for top 5 sex lists. but now you gotta share the who. please?
simply_meeeee 26
Who was it??
juturnaamo 29
Too bad the only one I'd put on my list is married. Celebrities probably don't have lists that go the other way. "Ok I can sleep with a fan, but only if she's in the fan club, and has seen me at least 5 times." "Ok, but you're not allowed anyone thinner than me."