Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
Apparentlyacunt 18
Was the list laminated? YDI for underestimating your girlfriend's potential.
mimomisu 3
I have been looking for this comment. you did well
PaulChristie 13
I wanna know who it was haha
joeyl2008 29
I'd probably dump someone for suggesting we make a list like that.
AmandaLe 11
lol. when your watching "don't trust the b in apartment 23" and this came up. coincedence?
pasupathymuthu 16
Why do you guys make such a list?
GreyJedi 10
Did you at least get an autograph? Have him sign the list!
NYGiants1925 22
I guess she took that a bit to literally.
illuminatzi 19
But who was it
biopilot17 9
Those lists are theoretical and if she loved you she wouldn't have so honestly I'd be pissed but that's just me because either way it's not fair to you
Dexter83_fml 17
Bet it was someone from neighbors