Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
jagott2 8
I just want to know who the celebrity was. Are we talking mega movie star or the local weatherman?
Emirac 10
I don't get these lists. What's the purpose? Just bragging rights of having slept with a celebrity? You can't really get much else out of it. I think if you truly love your significant other, you shouldn't want to sleep with anyone else. I know I don't want anyone but my boyfriend, celebrity or not.
quackImapenguin 16
It's a game. You don't really expect to sleep with your celebrity crush in real life. The point is fun. Everyone has certain celebrities they're attracted to. If the relationship is really secure you shouldn't have to pretend to each other. It's an exercise in honesty and can be a bonding thing. I'd be cool with my (hypothetical) significant other sleeping with someone on his list just once as long as no emotional bond develops and proper protection is used.
Emirac 10
I understand that it's a game. I don't understand actually doing it since, as I said, there's no real point. I know everyone is different, but to me, meaningless sex is just that and completely pointless, especially when it could hurt someone I love.
ladycoco8 20
Well it's not intended to be hurtful. You literally sit down with your significant other and make the lists. You know the chances are slim to none but you have it anyway, and you both agree that it's fine. The only reason OP is probably annoyed is because her chance happened before his. He still has no right to be upset.
Emirac 10
I'm sorry, but I disagree. Unless you both specifically agree that you are 100% serious, it's a fantasy. I made a fake list like that, but my boyfriend and I didn't agree that it's real and he would have every right to be upset if I slept with someone on it and was like "oh well he's on the list."
zainman13 26
How did you make sure she actually slept with the celebrity?? Any video proof ?? Coz that could sell as a sex tape and you guys could get popular
shinny0406 12
me and my husband have one of these too. and if he'd ever got one I would think it was awesome!!! protection is a must tho. we've already agreed that neither could get mad. I'm not saying it wouldn't happen but I would totally be fine with it.
trucha 10
I'm sorry but I call bullshit on this. I believe women to be much more jealous than men generally . Any woman , in my opinion, not just you, would have a hell of a hard time with something like this.
HonestPie 10
That can only happen to her, honestly... Celeb women are a bit more picky.
DoomedGemini 38
Id REALLY say it's about who you pick. If you pick the pope, a male, it won't happen. If you pick a pornstar or someone known to be easy to get with, it probably will. It's kinda ridiculous to claim the odds are against the men so it's unfair. If you pick someone who you know even if you get the change won't sleep with you, that's on you now isn't it?
I_eat_hearts17 9
Me and my husband have one but I would still never do that to him. I think it would ruin a relationship as you can't compete with a fantasy. Nonetheless I'll need to double check that he knows they're just for fun! haha
Fixme 5
Good for her! And you should be gracious. A deal's a deal.
pedinhuh 23
Cheating IS cheating, no matter the excuse(unless it's rape). But you gave her consent to cheat with this list and she took the opportunity to go for it, so you have no right to complain about it.
Mrtigerblue 14
if he gave consent it isn't cheating. it's having a open (even if barely) relationship. not cheating
snowdakotamay 10
who was the celebrity