Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
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ananas99_fml
| 10
How did she react?? lol
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Setareh23
| 34
Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.
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ananas99_fml
| 10
How did she react?? lol
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wlddog
| 14
I am sure she asked him if he wanted to make his own pornhub video. That is always how it happens in the porn movies.
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aalijahraj
| 10
Better always use Private Browsing feature in browsers dude
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dmahen
| 10
Private browsing will still keeps the site open unless you close the tab or exit private browsing. That's how it's in iOS at least.
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2757240
| 12
Not if you have an ap that puts u on the net that its private, plus you can download them and watch it whether you have service or not and after 4 hours of not being in the ap it closes all pages out, and you can use a pw to use the ap. don't judge my kids do what ever they can on my phone passwords are a huge benefit
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yoyoforpeace
| 14
For a second I thought he had searched her name and she came up on pornhub...but that's just me I guess...
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Wimoweh
| 10
Google should put that in their reasons to use incognito widow in chrome.
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devonisthebest
| 7
This guy sounds like a hardcore porn watcher
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buckstop1
| 37
#66, I assume you are referring to TOR?
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Setareh23
| 34
Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.
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clever_name_here
| 7
Nice reference. Bravo to you.
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Purpl3_Ninja
| 5
Well that's embarrassing... On the bright side, your hand will never judge you!
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Meme1988
| 18
Yea, but it still stupid, once you are done (bookmark it) and delete it from from the open tabs!
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Dairyking
| 8
Or just use a video app specifically for this purpose. One app for your happy time, with a number lock, that is separate from safari, and then safari, which you use for everything else. Problem solved!
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asb818
| 14
Time to learn to close your apps and delete your browsing history.
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brammerderambam
| 8
Yes, or well turn the volume down
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MuseFan1991
| 14
or just wait til he got home to add her? or am i just old fashioned by not having facebook at my fingertips?
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red_headforlife
| 15
Maybe you should save that stuff for the computer. Or delete your history.
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M3DIC4T3
| 29
And risk getting a virus? Never!
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gntfmlingnow
| 12
There's apps for private browsing that are basically designed for use with porn. Mobile does have a lot of advantages over using your computer, but OP should be more careful.
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Eivana
| 36
Never leave that stuff open! That is begging for a humiliating moment! But I hope she found it funny and didn't overreact.
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VeganVampyre
| 26
Yeah, I was thinking he was kind of asking for it, leaving a porn video open in his browser. Had to know that was gonna happen. Murphy's law and all.
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shadowedpixie
| 19
Always close before you doze....
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
That's the best advice for anyone who uses their iPhone for porn. Personally I always keep a safe page up, just incase I forget to close it.
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Soloman212
| 28
Well 73, then you'd have to remember to switch to the safe page.
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delaneyluke
| 5
BUSTed
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Axipiter
| 24
Here we go again...
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Zebediabolical
| 39
I bet she CLAMmed up!
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purpl3fac371
| 5
,,,wow nothing flies past you, champ
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Axipiter
| 24
8, what did I tell you!? Just GIVE up already!
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finch01
| 18
ideas for later
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Becomelaced
| 5
Atta boy