Today, my long distance boyfriend left me for a local girl. My last relationship was also long distance and we were even engaged until he slept with someone in his hometown because his “horniness” was “becoming too much.” I think I get the hint now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
stop doing LD and find someone actually close. no sex, no intimacy, no cuddling, no one wants that
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Were you going to have a long distance marriage, too?
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Crowned Sataness 12
stop doing LD and find someone actually close. no sex, no intimacy, no cuddling, no one wants that
婊子是同性恋婊子婊子是同性恋 4
Because relationships are alllll about sex and cuddling and physical-ness right? What do you say about people who are stationed overseas? They’re supposed to leave their significant others to get a sex toy that’s easy and local? Hello?
Nikki 17
Stop dating main characters from hallmark movies
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Were you going to have a long distance marriage, too?
婊子是同性恋婊子婊子是同性恋 4
They weren’t worth it anyway OP. Chin up. You’ll find someone.
Hangryko 32
Stop getting into long distance relationships. I *don't* condone those guys cheating on you, and you don't deserve it. They should have been honest with you when they couldn't accept it anymore. I recommend taking a break from relationships and reassess your priorities.
RichardPencil 32
Welcome to the "LDRs are bullshit" club. It's not very exclusive -- most of humanity is in it.