Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
thenetflox 4
It's funny that it's only guys getting mad at this lmaooo, yall know damn well if it was reverse and he got to bang megan fox or someone like that you'd all be like "gg man wtg" you don't make a list for potential freebies and then be like "yuuu cheated on me ?! Wot?1" YDI
thenetflox 4
that being said , all op needs to do is find one of the celebrities on his list and get to work lool
Dextredlomax02 11
who was it
DoomSkuller 28
I'd ask for photographic evidence in your position... Yknow, for research purposes... That said, this wouldn't be in fml for me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Uuuuxc 7
plus, if a guy did hook up with the female celebrity, his girlfriend would hold it against him and probably dump him anyway
CandyApple88 13
OP, you and your GF made the list. You're just posting here because she managed to get one of her list and you didn't.
JKPwnage 27
Well good for her then. And you did technically allow her to.
RogueWarrior869 23
I get you both made lists, but these things tend to always smell like a mix for pain. It's normally just fantasy, for fun kind of stuff, but when reality happens, it tends to hurt the other person more than they might've thought it would, especially if the other person actually went through with it. OP, think about how you feel and talk to your girlfriend about it. If this isn't something you can get past or want to work through with her, break it off and move on. I do wish you well in this situation.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
That's great. Kinda wanna know which one.
Pikachurr13 11
...so who was it
wordsandzombies 12
NAME!!