Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
Mrtigerblue 14
#189 its because she didn't cheat. she had sex with a partner that OP had agreed that she could he agreed to the exception. she is in the right. if he didn't want it given should never have made the list,
SweetJane5522 22
I'm impressed!
can_I_die_now 7
Well OP........who was it ??
FadingSkullz 4
I feel like if couples make those lists, then the guys list should be 4x as long, cuz we all know how much easier it would be for a girl to sleep with someone on her list than a guy with someone on his list
papadoman 11
Today on things that never happened
00749200 14
Gayyyyy
LoneBooker88 16
We, which celebrity was it, then??!?
angela96 4
pretty sure it could be Gary from Geordie shore
AndronicusPark 10
Was it Danny Davito? If so that's hysterical as ****.
Martnikk 15
What are the chances of that?