Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
tcglover 8
I mean she made the list and you knew about it was implying agreement.
Erdricks_Sword 9
who?
soulreaper12296 28
And this is an FML why? By the sounds of it you both made a list of 5 celebrities, where if given the chance, you could sleep with. I think you're just being jealous.
hasooon 24
I would kill the remaining 4
ChakatBlackstar 29
Right...so which celebrity was it? Inquiring minds would like to know.
ladycoco8 20
GOOD FOR HER. Shut your whiny ass up. You're not allowed to complain
vintend0 8
lol everyone on here like 'you gave permission'. It's not permission, it's fantasy. Besides you really think she would have turned it down just cause they didn't have a list? **** her OP, you deserve better than someone who'll cheat at any opportunity
DoomedGemini 38
That came out kinda wrong,y point is that that thought is based on a kinda sexist mindset. Not all men are obsessed with sex, and many women have high sex drives.
JayeEra 5
Lol who cares! If you got the opportunity to do the same with someone on your list.. Would you? Damn right you would. All it is, is lustful meaningless sex. What she has with you is way different.
doumtabarnack 12
Holy **** who was it?