Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7

The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...

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Enslaved 36

So remember, the next time you're watching ****, you can think, "Hey, that might really be my future girlfriend."

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RadikulRam 16

Considering OP's username, I don't think he's too happy about this.

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JesterJosh 5

Why would he be happy??? That's so trashy. Only losers and assholes go for that kind of stuff.

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thehumanlyhuman 7

The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...

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kjack49044 18

Is she a narcissist? Turned on by herself?

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gc327072 30

"Go **** yourself!" "Wouldn't mind, actually…"

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dman1997 5

Why don't you tell her you'd rather participate in a new one rather than watch an old one.

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B1ackthesun 31

Another thread got moderated and removed and some how my reply to them ended up here sorry #4!

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sunnyray812 42

Plus I HIGHLY doubt he wants to watch a video of someone else banging her.

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MoellerCrusader 1

It would have been a lot weirder if it was like some pornos and this time the dad was giving it to the sons gf

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tj4234 35

I don't see how this is an FML tbh...

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B1ackthesun 31

Some may find the news the 'sweet innocent girl' they have been dating is, well, a ***** upsetting. Not everyone wants a town bike.

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tj4234 35

That's not really what I mean. I was continuing what the others were saying above with their 'not bad' comments about sex with a pornstar. Lol.

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B1ackthesun 31

Yes and I merely pointed out the fyl side of it.

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The_Tenth_Doctor 14

She must likes to watch herself.

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\ 28

As long as it isn't "Backdoor ***** 9" OP should be fine.

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Enslaved 36

What about Fist Club? (butt you'll never know because First rule ...

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ILoveFlowers 15

#42 I saw the picture right as I pressed the back button, and had to come back to look closer, and indeed it is the 10th Doctor! Love it :)

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jacob916 8

I finish backdoor ***** 9 :)

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adyb 12

That's a pretty weird way to admit to being a pornstar star xD

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zandalee 19

I'm thinking she is really quite proud of herself and wants OP to be impressed as well.

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UrYousername 15

There's actually a good way to tell someone that you're a **** star?

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iSativa 24

New idea. Lets film a better one and then do a round two while watching it.

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spazz666 18

This guys got the right idea. Damn. Why didn't I think of that?

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Wizardo 33

Unless its some freaky BDSM or bondage crap I see no problem with this, carry on. Bygones will be bygones.

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BMTHsuperfan 18

Excuse you, but some people like the freakier side..

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christalyeager 13

What's wrong with that? People like different things..

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BrookRae 19

Just because you don't see a problem with it doesn't mean OP doesn't.

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gc327072 30

I said "hey babe, take a walk on the wild side…"

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Voij 16

The awesome part is that two scenes from HIMYM apply here: a) Robin likes to watch herself on the TV while she's getting busy. b) Barney taught Ted to never, ever turn down a pornstar.

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712sash 26

Lol true. Barney is the best of all. Although, I've lost interest in the last season :/

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Kain713 14

You dumped a **** star?! FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!

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BeccaHugs 17

This can't be Barney: Baney would never consider this and FML. The exact opposite, actually. He'd be loving it.

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deepunder 17

I need this link... For educational reasons:3

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