By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

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Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 123
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Get ready for Wincest comments galore...

Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

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Get ready for Wincest comments galore...

Ughh those are the worst.

Next of kincest

You may want to consider some therapy, OP.

Guys tend to zone out when it comes to those things. He was probably just thinking of the sexual reference rather that the fact that it was his sister. Especially if op had just gotten out of bed. Gotta love those delayed morning woods.

108- Wait....they can be delayed? Hell I just learned thats hard guys to pee with morning wood....wtf? I thought I knew some of this stuff...

Why the down votes? Do you expect her to know all about details of morning wood? This is a learning experience for her

Morning woods are funny like that. It's like natures way of reminding you, hey you have penile unit down there, use it today, son, and spread some life around.

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Well, you are right about one thing, it is hard to pee with the morning wood, a lot of time I have make a ~40 degree angle with the ground, with one hand bracing myself off the wall, in order to pee...

Just go and sit down, makes it a lot easier :P

Only legal in Nevada

I'm amused by the fact that this was posted by someone in Texas/ the south.

I feel like state doesn't matter. There is a lot of white trash in New York too... Just as there are a lot of civilized, intelligent people in the south, like Houston who actually voted in an openly gay, female mayor...TWICE. Just goes to show you can never judge

Random boners at awkward moments...

Texas isn't the south.

Then where the hell is it?

Texas, like Florida, is geologically located in the south, but it is not the south. People from those states don't tend to have southern accents for some reason.

179- I live in Texas, and there are plenty people with southern accents. Texas is very much the south.

Everyone I ever met from Texas didn't have a southern accent. Maybe it depends on what part of Texas people are from. It's a pretty large and populace state, so I imagine it must have all sorts of cultures within it. It pisses me off to no end when I tell people I'm from New Jersey and they say, "Oh, you don't sound like you're from New Jersey." I reply, "Yes I do. I just bdon't sound like I'm from New York like those 'Jersey Shore' fucks or people who live in the New York suburbs of north New Jersey."

Not THE south though IN the south

What the fuck.... Is incest seriously legal there?? I don't think I believe that, but I'm gonna check just to make sure 'cause that creeps me the fuck out. Oh and OP, depending on ur age, if ur going through puberty right now, getting boners at inconvinient or extremely awkward time is not really something you can control, so if I were a guy and I had to deal with stuff like that, then i would figure out a way to hide it wen it happens. Like securing it in the waistband of ur pants until it goes away lol. I think that works as long as ur shirt is loose enough.

Then you're meeting the wrong people

I live in Texas, but Houston. There are no accents.

Yes but the reason it is funny to some ppl is b/c it meets the stereotype... unfortunately stereotypes dont need to be true to be widely believed

dude not cool that's your sister...nastehh

I don't think he planned on this to happen....

still it's his sister you shouldn't pop one just cuz she's eating a banana

well I'm not a guy so correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't getting a boner something you can't really control all the time? Because from what I'm getting from this FML is that OP could not control it.

You have a bit of control. Sometimes you just really can't hah

23 Sometimes you can control it, but sometimes they just pop outta the blue. And a hint to guys, if you cause pain such as biting your tongue, your boner should go away. The pain should distract you from being horny.

What is he's a kinky one? Wouldn't that make it worse?

You know what, boners appear at random times, and we all know it.

Okay, as a GUY, and a teenage one, I can tell you that no, you can just magically control boners. Especially as a teen, they literally just show up.

I happen to be a master in the ways of boner control, for it is a skill not many have.

If you flex your quad muddle while sitting down your boner will go away in 20 secs ... The blood will leave your c=3 and go to your legs... The more you know

98- now I just have to learn what all those terms are...

You don't even necessarily have to be horny for a boner. NRB

I don't know why but I love these threads...I learn so much about guys. I had no idea it was so easy..

113 - As a guy, so do I O.o

113- you must inspire them so easily you have no idea what you have done...let the thumbs down begin.

In all honesty, he's probably creeped out by it too. I'm sure he doesn't have a thing for his sister.

Boner alert!

I didn't realise it said sister. I thought the FML said grandma

135 - Should've gone to specsavers:)

I think OP is the guy who's girlfriend was slowly conditioning him to get turned on by the scent of bananas...

127 Exactly that's the whole point of it being an fml.

I can't get over the number of people rushing to defend such utter utter filth. I may not understand what it is like to be male but as a woman if I found out this from one of my brothers I would be totally disgusted and definitely would not feel comfortable around them again. If the OP is a teen then only sounds like a deviant in the making and if not...I don't even want to think about this anymore

It's a physiological phenomenon. It doesn't mean he's actually aroused. A guy going through puberty has no more control over random erections than a girl does over her period. On a related note, it is a documented fact that some female rape victims will have orgasms during the assault. This, too, is a physiological thing, and doesn't mean they consented or 'secretly wanted it'. Grow up, and learn some biology.

Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

Advice to live by. You could probably extend it to other phallic shaped food items.

Popsicles. Sophomore year I sat with these seniors that would burst out laughing when this girl would eat a Popsicle across the cafeteria, because she seriously deep-throated the damn thing. It didn't make us turned on, we just couldn't contain our lols.

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Same with my cousin. It's just some inner feeling of just no, not possible to get a boner for her in any way.

Yeah, I've been told that my brother is very good looking but I'm just like "Eh, he's my brother. To me he's just incredibly annoying."

Ah you were standing up. I understand at last.

What's this sister look like? I'll give you my thoughts!

Finding a person attractive and being attracted to a person are two different things. I have very attractive cousins and friends. I know they're good looking and I understand why people say that. That does NOT mean I am attracted to them in any way

But have you watched her eat a banana?

You better pray that she doesn't read FML. Because that will be one awkward conversation.

Now all the girls with a brother named Bill who eat bananas are gonna be freaking out, why must op ruin it for all these innocent Williams?

Now how many "Bill"s do YOU know that live in the US? Uh-huh that's right, bet you couldn't answer that one

Bill Clinton? Any guy I met throughout life named William? Bill Nye the Science Guy?

74- Bill Gates, one of the richest and most well-known men in the world?

74, Billy Idol

:) Billie Joe Armstrong

Bill O'Reilly lol. Fuck it DO IT LIVE!!

My brothers name is Billy.....

My mothers name is Billie. My dads best friends name is bill, my uncle bill. There's more but I'm done typing

74- There are 176,340 people in the U.S. with the first name Bill. howmanyofme .com

that's horrible haha im sorry,

157...that's good information, thanks.

billy the kid,billy bob Thornton,billy banillyfanafofilly?

Do you eat bananas for breakfast?

So wrong :|!

Yet so right!

That's what they say about those fake couch agencies. :P

Thankfully you were sitting!

You're a guy. It's natural. People always like to think of themselves as everything but an animal. U recognized the disgustingness of it and moved on. When my wife lays on me I get an erection, not from arousal but just from stimulation.

So it's natural for him to be sexually attracted to his sister? I think your version of natural and everyone else's version of natural is completely different.

In other words its natural for it just to pop up, regardless of relation sadly...

Because he got a boner from her it doesn't mean he's sexually attracted.

104- Having a boner doesn't always mean you're sexually attracted to someone or something.

Oooooohhhh number 104 got moted!!!

Amen bro I still get wood watching my wife shower ; )

You can get boners from things other than sexual attraction.

So did you get it in?

What the heck is wrong with you?

bahahahahah im dying .

Well... um are you ok? Don't want anyone dying around here.

Of course she's not okay! Are you mad, man? She fucking DYING!!!!

Dat -69 votes ;D