By bill219 - 7/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas
  Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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Guys tend to zone out when it comes to those things. He was probably just thinking of the sexual reference rather that the fact that it was his sister. Especially if op had just gotten out of bed. Gotta love those delayed morning woods.

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  mercsl65  |  7

Morning woods are funny like that. It's like natures way of reminding you, hey you have penile unit down there, use it today, son, and spread some life around.

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  tjv3  |  10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  license2chill  |  5

Well, you are right about one thing, it is hard to pee with the morning wood, a lot of time I have make a ~40 degree angle with the ground, with one hand bracing myself off the wall, in order to pee...

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  Bakarra  |  22

I'm amused by the fact that this was posted by someone in Texas/ the south.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

I feel like state doesn't matter. There is a lot of white trash in New York too... Just as there are a lot of civilized, intelligent people in the south, like Houston who actually voted in an openly gay, female mayor...TWICE. Just goes to show you can never judge

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  gracehi  |  31

Texas, like Florida, is geologically located in the south, but it is not the south. People from those states don't tend to have southern accents for some reason.

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  gracehi  |  31

Everyone I ever met from Texas didn't have a southern accent. Maybe it depends on what part of Texas people are from. It's a pretty large and populace state, so I imagine it must have all sorts of cultures within it. It pisses me off to no end when I tell people I'm from New Jersey and they say, "Oh, you don't sound like you're from New Jersey." I reply, "Yes I do. I just bdon't sound like I'm from New York like those 'Jersey Shore' fucks or people who live in the New York suburbs of north New Jersey."

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  USMCbabyy  |  9

What the fuck.... Is incest seriously legal there?? I don't think I believe that, but I'm gonna check just to make sure 'cause that creeps me the fuck out. Oh and OP, depending on ur age, if ur going through puberty right now, getting boners at inconvinient or extremely awkward time is not really something you can control, so if I were a guy and I had to deal with stuff like that, then i would figure out a way to hide it wen it happens. Like securing it in the waistband of ur pants until it goes away lol. I think that works as long as ur shirt is loose enough.

By  ma12r  |  22

dude not cool that's your sister...nastehh

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  lolololer  |  8

well I'm not a guy so correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't getting a boner something you can't really control all the time? Because from what I'm getting from this FML is that OP could not control it.

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  lilhellian  |  26

23 Sometimes you can control it, but sometimes they just pop outta the blue. And a hint to guys, if you cause pain such as biting your tongue, your boner should go away. The pain should distract you from being horny.

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  Karma_Geddon  |  36

I can't get over the number of people rushing to defend such utter utter filth. I may not understand what it is like to be male but as a woman if I found out this from one of my brothers I would be totally disgusted and definitely would not feel comfortable around them again. If the OP is a teen then only sounds like a deviant in the making and if not...I don't even want to think about this anymore

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It's a physiological phenomenon. It doesn't mean he's actually aroused. A guy going through puberty has no more control over random erections than a girl does over her period. On a related note, it is a documented fact that some female rape victims will have orgasms during the assault. This, too, is a physiological thing, and doesn't mean they consented or 'secretly wanted it'. Grow up, and learn some biology.

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  gc327072  |  29

Popsicles. Sophomore year I sat with these seniors that would burst out laughing when this girl would eat a Popsicle across the cafeteria, because she seriously deep-throated the damn thing. It didn't make us turned on, we just couldn't contain our lols.

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  Pyapi  |  20

Finding a person attractive and being attracted to a person are two different things. I have very attractive cousins and friends. I know they're good looking and I understand why people say that. That does NOT mean I am attracted to them in any way

By  mercsl65  |  7

You're a guy. It's natural. People always like to think of themselves as everything but an animal. U recognized the disgustingness of it and moved on. When my wife lays on me I get an erection, not from arousal but just from stimulation.

By  Bowlcuts  |  1

So did you get it in?