FML : Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis....

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Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Thanks dicks - / Friday 7 September 2018 06:00 /

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By real life problems | 26

#7689032 - Friday 7 September 2018 6:02

At least she saw the boner and not just the shrinkage

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7689039 - Friday 7 September 2018 6:28

Was she impressed?

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By real life problems | 26

#7689032 - Friday 7 September 2018 6:02

At least she saw the boner and not just the shrinkage

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7689039 - Friday 7 September 2018 6:28

Was she impressed?

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Johnny5 | 12

#7689527 - Saturday 8 September 2018 7:17

I’m guessing not since this is an FML 🔍🍤

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 13

#7689040 - Friday 7 September 2018 6:49

must've gotten at least one turned on stare

By RichardPencil | 26

#7689042 - Friday 7 September 2018 7:10

How long did you leave your dick out? It usually takes some time to go from soft to hard.

To me, this could only happen if you’re walking around with a boner.

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real life problems | 26

#7689074 - Friday 7 September 2018 9:30

Are you sure you dont just have erectile dysfunction?

By MissMizery | 18

#7689050 - Friday 7 September 2018 7:39

At least boners are more fun to look at than flaccid dicks.

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7689052 - Friday 7 September 2018 7:46

Well, that's one way to break the ice.

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RichardPencil | 26

#7689069 - Friday 7 September 2018 8:40

Warning: Never break ice with your penis. You can cause serious penile damage if you try that.

By Dave_Davington | 31

#7689101 - Friday 7 September 2018 10:41

Hey, it's perfectly normal. After all, who among us isn't turned on by our mates pulling our pants down?

By jac_1964_au | 19

#7689117 - Friday 7 September 2018 11:26

Don’t worry in another 30years you will only hope you get a boner

By Deminious | 1

#7689247 - Friday 7 September 2018 16:57

Could be a blessing or a curse. All depends on what your packing pal.

By Ljoska80 | 12

#7689473 - Saturday 8 September 2018 1:12

Well, were they impressed?

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