By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 726
You deserved it 361

Same thing different taste


At least she saw the boner and not just the shrinkage

How long did you leave your dick out? It usually takes some time to go from soft to hard. To me, this could only happen if you’re walking around with a boner.

Are you sure you dont just have erectile dysfunction?

At least boners are more fun to look at than flaccid dicks.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Well, that's one way to break the ice.

Warning: Never break ice with your penis. You can cause serious penile damage if you try that.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Lol, is that why it takes some time for you to get a boner? XD

Hey, it's perfectly normal. After all, who among us isn't turned on by our mates pulling our pants down?

Could be a blessing or a curse. All depends on what your packing pal.

chessu 21

Honestly, as a girl, I would just take it as a compliment as long as you don't use this as a 'way in'.