By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy
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Ah, I'm sorry OP. I know how that is. Stay strong, be patient, and your man will come.
Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.
there's also tales of women using various fruits/vegetables and cutting themselves internally on the implement and even a few resulting in death from air being forced into a blood vessel from pressure ...... in the (not so) words of Rocko Wallaby "Masturbation day is a very dangerous day."
A cucumber is the way to go OP *Not that I would no anything about it*