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By  Ramanella  |  26

Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.

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  omgitsmoe  |  26

Wtf x'D

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  Aero_x  |  21

17- A woman has actually diddled herself with a cucumber and died because the sharp edges cut into her vaginal walls as she climaxed causing oxygen to rush in there.

By  SaintJupiter  |  16

Ah, I'm sorry OP. I know how that is. Stay strong, be patient, and your man will come.

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  jnanderson  |  16

Was the banana at least a good partner?

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  Parkour_rocks  |  20

#38 that's just gross. Also, what did you mean by they both finished?

By  Ramanella  |  26

Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.

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  mn_shr  |  22

I'd say no for cucumber. A girl in our dorm tried that and she must have been going at it really hard it broke inside her and had to go to the emergency room to get it taken out. I haven't been able to look at cucumbers the same since....

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  AngelSpit  |  18

there's also tales of women using various fruits/vegetables and cutting themselves internally on the implement and even a few resulting in death from air being forced into a blood vessel from pressure ...... in the (not so) words of Rocko Wallaby "Masturbation day is a very dangerous day."

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  bfsd42  |  20

* their they're.

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