By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

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Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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dixiefoxx 22

Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

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Hydromicide 6

That's disgusting, you seem pretty desperate OP, not gonna lie...

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florido_fml 10

Hey 28 too funny ha

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unknown_user5566 26

Mother of God. What is wrong with people tonight? Is the reply button that difficult to find?

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eddeeezzyy 19

44, it's Friday night, the second most popular day to get drunk, please excuse us.

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PyroAngel1821 13

I think some of them are doing it on purpose. But you never know..

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HighlandShadows 48

Sometimes they just can't help it, it doesn't even have to be a sexual thing... a guy can get hard if the wind blows the wrong way.

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frdmnky12 6

44, i think it's to piss you off, or because they know the chances of being replied to are smaller now. ;D

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Quest_ 13

Should have started sensuously eating a burger and watched her eyes glaze over. SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING.

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afropuffjake 9

Your girl SERIOUSLY needs to take care of you!!

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CharresBarkrey 15

His hands aren't broken.

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SluggerJ 7

That his sister sicko are you from the south? (don't mean all stat's in the south)

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rightspark 7

You were just thinking about a girl doing that to you, not particularly her I am sure because you would not have posted this comment on here and out of respect for her You waited until she left before you stood up(no pun intended lol)

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