By Anonymous - 3/1/2021 08:02 - United States - Gwynn Oak Holiday cheer Today, I’m convinced my mother in law comes over every holiday just to make me miserable. She comes in, criticizes me food, snarks then ignores the kids. I dread every holiday and spend it getting drunk and casting F-you glances at my husband. Is it wrong to buy her a casket for the next holiday? Is it really? FML I agree, your life sucks 877 You deserved it 112 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 14:01 Family man Today, I always hated not having a boyfriend during holidays, my relatives would always ask me what was wrong with me. I'm married now and my husband always finds a way to skip holiday reunions. My relatives keep on asking me what's wrong with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 859 You deserved it 153 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nataly - 24/12/2020 23:02 - United States - Rahway Stay at home Today, after I bought a ticket to Colombia back in April this year to travel in December. I was waiting for my passport to get mailed. My flight was on December 17; I received my passport on December 19. FML I agree, your life sucks 747 You deserved it 293 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anna - 20/12/2020 05:02 Bad timing Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML I agree, your life sucks 842 You deserved it 48 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 18:57 - Mexico - Garza Garcia Bye then! Today, while on holiday. I got a call to let me know my job will be gone away when I return. FML I agree, your life sucks 861 You deserved it 55 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tipsyone - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Malm? TOO SOON Today, at work, my crazy Christmas enthusiast colleague started decorating her office. I had to listen to Christmas songs for hours, but when I complained to others, they said I was just a mood-killer. I’m the only one whose office is close to hers. FML I agree, your life sucks 5464 You deserved it 947 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share tipsyone tells us more : OP here: this is not the first time she’s done this! I’ve talked about this two years ago and how I find it incredibly boring to listen to the same songs three months!! Of course the others don’t mind since they’re afraid of conflicts plus I’m the one with the office very close to hers!
By LonelyStranger - United States - Lake Stevens Alone Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML I agree, your life sucks 2338 You deserved it 204 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alan Summer is BORING. Nothing to do? FML is here to entertain you! Has everyone left town to go to the beach, or on a romantic getaway, while you sit at home, twiddling your thumbs. Don't worry, here's... 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sickday Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML I agree, your life sucks 2846 You deserved it 244 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thankful Today, I was tripped downstairs as a "joke" by my little brother. When I was yelling in pain from my broken arm, my mom was lecturing me to be thankful "one goddamn day a year". She also thinks I'm lying just to hide that I'm clumsy and my brother is innocent. He won't admit it. Happy Thanksgiving. FML I agree, your life sucks 3137 You deserved it 173 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Floral Park Today, my self-described "genius" cousin came to the conclusion that cooking the turkey in the oven for 8 hours would take too long, so he doubled the temperature to have it done in half the time. The fire department had to come to put out the fireball that was once my butterball. FML I agree, your life sucks 2949 You deserved it 223 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By maisie Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML I agree, your life sucks 2916 You deserved it 232 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Vlad Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a video of their hotel room. He captured a glimpse of my uncle in the shower. Naked. This can't be unseen. FML I agree, your life sucks 2941 You deserved it 281 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Heggs Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML I agree, your life sucks 3893 You deserved it 184 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sluttyfox Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 3008 You deserved it 208 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Juggernaut Drive Today, my little sister got into my anime DVDs, probably thinking they were cartoons. She watched High School DXD, which isn't the best anime for a 6-year-old. Now she wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor for Halloween and Dad is threatening to set fire to my entire collection. FML I agree, your life sucks 2557 You deserved it 1351 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2885 You deserved it 322 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fangirl#1 Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML I agree, your life sucks 2418 You deserved it 298 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was talking to my military brother about him coming home soon. I told him that our parents don't always handle change well, but are excited to see him. He took that to mean that they don't want him home and to make plans to stay where he is. FML I agree, your life sucks 1783 You deserved it 858 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheLibrarian Today, after being jobless for 2 years, I got a call back for an interview. I was ecstatic until I saw the date. It's the same day I leave for a weeklong, nonrefundable vacation. I applied for the job 6 weeks ago, and since not hearing anything bought the vacation 2 weeks ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 2201 You deserved it 1209 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AzrielB Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML I agree, your life sucks 2606 You deserved it 466 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend's family for the first time. Unfortunately, I have diarrhoea and keep leaving extremely smelly farts around the house. I blame the dog every time, but I think they're catching on. FML I agree, your life sucks 2875 You deserved it 486 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Megan Caird - United States - Asbury Park Today, my boyfriend's mother informed me that when I visit him next month, he is planning to propose. We have a long-distance relationship and I've been thinking of breaking it off. His friends and family are involved with the proposal he planned. They're all going to hate me. FML I agree, your life sucks 4065 You deserved it 798 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML I agree, your life sucks 3172 You deserved it 305 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yen Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML I agree, your life sucks 2804 You deserved it 1070 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ChromoTec Today, despite being the president of the Japanese club at my school since it started, my mom will not let me go on a school-sponsored trip to Japan. She's worried that North Korea will fire a missile at Japan while I'm there. FML I agree, your life sucks 4764 You deserved it 278 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share ChromoTec tells us more : Hey, OP here. I couldn't fit everything inside the 300-character limit, so I'll just explain it here. She says we don't have the money to go, which currently we don't, but she refused all of my fundraising ideas and made me take down my GoFundMe page, and since she doesn't let me get a job either, I'm stuck with no way to pay for it. I've tried again and again to get her to let me go, but she won't...
By Lisa Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 2492 You deserved it 234 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Snowy - Turkey Today, I couldn't get out of bed due to severe morning sickness. I have to lay still and I can only hold in some tiny crackers. It's the second day of our two-week holiday in Turkey. FML I agree, your life sucks 2634 You deserved it 302 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sunflare - Netherlands - Holten Today, my landlady gave me exactly one day to move out. I'm not even in the country. FML I agree, your life sucks 2904 You deserved it 146 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ouchy - New Zealand - Nelson Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her period, and the next five nights I had painful welts on my tip from the mess in my swim shorts. Ten days later, no sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 3031 You deserved it 448 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I went in to get a shot for a migraine to find out I'm 17 weeks pregnant... I am almost 40 and my tubes are tied. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, my girlfriend went mad at me after watching the Captain America Civil War movie. Why? I chose Iron Man's side and she chose Captain America's side.... I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 2 1 Comments
Today, my dad asked my mom to flash him. He didn't forget I was in the room, he just couldn't be bothered to wait. My mom obliged. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 You deserved it 4 0 Comments
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 446 You deserved it 56 5 Comments