By LonelyStranger - 2/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens Alone Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML I agree, your life sucks 1951 You deserved it 168 87 4 18 13 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alan - 15/8/2019 18:00 Summer is BORING. Nothing to do? FML is here to entertain you! Has everyone left town to go to the beach, or on a romantic getaway, while you sit at home, twiddling your thumbs. Don't worry, here's... 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sickday - 2/12/2018 17:30 Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML I agree, your life sucks 2791 You deserved it 149 15 5 185 20 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thankful - 27/11/2018 22:00 Today, I was tripped downstairs as a "joke" by my little brother. When I was yelling in pain from my broken arm, my mom was lecturing me to be thankful "one goddamn day a year". She also thinks I'm lying just to hide that I'm clumsy and my brother is innocent. He won't admit it. Happy Thanksgiving. FML I agree, your life sucks 3061 You deserved it 155 37 8 225 34 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Floral Park Today, my self-described "genius" cousin came to the conclusion that cooking the turkey in the oven for 8 hours would take too long, so he doubled the temperature to have it done in half the time. The fire department had to come to put out the fireball that was once my butterball. FML I agree, your life sucks 2838 You deserved it 215 20 6 67 206 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00 Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML I agree, your life sucks 2847 You deserved it 222 28 2 68 202 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Vlad - 21/11/2018 13:30 Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a video of their hotel room. He captured a glimpse of my uncle in the shower. Naked. This can't be unseen. FML I agree, your life sucks 2823 You deserved it 261 20 4 42 210 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30 Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML I agree, your life sucks 3795 You deserved it 175 53 3 491 39 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sluttyfox - 31/10/2018 14:00 Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 2939 You deserved it 195 23 6 210 41 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Juggernaut Drive - 31/10/2018 05:00 Today, my little sister got into my anime DVDs, probably thinking they were cartoons. She watched High School DXD, which isn't the best anime for a 6-year-old. Now she wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor for Halloween and Dad is threatening to set fire to my entire collection. FML I agree, your life sucks 2500 You deserved it 1305 22 8 34 344 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 22:00 Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2823 You deserved it 306 30 7 47 212 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fangirl#1 - 29/10/2018 22:10 Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML I agree, your life sucks 2359 You deserved it 285 42 4 14 207 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/10/2018 13:30 Today, I was talking to my military brother about him coming home soon. I told him that our parents don't always handle change well, but are excited to see him. He took that to mean that they don't want him home and to make plans to stay where he is. FML I agree, your life sucks 1729 You deserved it 715 37 1 130 22 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheLibrarian - 27/10/2018 05:00 Today, after being jobless for 2 years, I got a call back for an interview. I was ecstatic until I saw the date. It's the same day I leave for a weeklong, nonrefundable vacation. I applied for the job 6 weeks ago, and since not hearing anything bought the vacation 2 weeks ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 2146 You deserved it 1173 38 3 151 29 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AzrielB - 18/10/2018 15:30 Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML I agree, your life sucks 2565 You deserved it 380 40 7 201 24 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/10/2018 17:30 Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend's family for the first time. Unfortunately, I have diarrhoea and keep leaving extremely smelly farts around the house. I blame the dog every time, but I think they're catching on. FML I agree, your life sucks 2814 You deserved it 471 17 5 28 271 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Megan Caird - 13/10/2018 12:22 - United States - Asbury Park Today, my boyfriend's mother informed me that when I visit him next month, he is planning to propose. We have a long-distance relationship and I've been thinking of breaking it off. His friends and family are involved with the proposal he planned. They're all going to hate me. FML I agree, your life sucks 3996 You deserved it 780 67 9 272 61 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30 Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML I agree, your life sucks 3111 You deserved it 297 34 8 254 39 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yen - 7/10/2018 22:00 Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML I agree, your life sucks 2742 You deserved it 1040 44 21 37 310 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ChromoTec - 24/9/2018 22:38 Today, despite being the president of the Japanese club at my school since it started, my mom will not let me go on a school-sponsored trip to Japan. She's worried that North Korea will fire a missile at Japan while I'm there. FML I agree, your life sucks 4707 You deserved it 274 65 7 91 356 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share ChromoTec Say more : Hey, OP here. I couldn't fit everything inside the 300-character limit, so I'll just explain it here. She says we don't have the money to go, which currently we don't, but she refused all of my fundraising ideas and made me take down my GoFundMe page, and since she doesn't let me get a job either, I'm stuck with no way to pay for it. I've tried again and again to get her to let me go, but she won't...
By Lisa - 24/9/2018 14:33 Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 2423 You deserved it 222 22 8 194 22 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Snowy - 22/9/2018 06:00 - Turkey Today, I couldn't get out of bed due to severe morning sickness. I have to lay still and I can only hold in some tiny crackers. It's the second day of our two-week holiday in Turkey. FML I agree, your life sucks 2588 You deserved it 294 47 3 138 35 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sunflare - 21/9/2018 17:30 - Netherlands - Holten Today, my landlady gave me exactly one day to move out. I'm not even in the country. FML I agree, your life sucks 2849 You deserved it 142 21 5 203 26 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ouchy - 15/9/2018 13:30 - New Zealand - Nelson Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her period, and the next five nights I had painful welts on my tip from the mess in my swim shorts. Ten days later, no sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 2947 You deserved it 433 34 5 61 173 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Imdead - 14/9/2018 22:00 Today, we're taking the plane home from Dublin after a school trip that I only barely got onto after troubles with my passport. Luckily for me, a kind person has decided to save me from the passport this evening - together with the rest of my wallet. I'm stuck. FML I agree, your life sucks 2512 You deserved it 196 15 4 167 18 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bambusmaster - 13/9/2018 18:50 Sobering. Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML I agree, your life sucks 2698 You deserved it 199 22 8 189 23 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By toomuchwork - 13/9/2018 01:30 Today, as I was leaving for a 2-week vacation after working my ass off for 2 years, my area manager handed me a project. It's a 3-week job, and he told me he needs it when I get back. FML I agree, your life sucks 2950 You deserved it 153 31 4 191 19 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By brokeandalone - 8/9/2018 03:30 - Macedonia - Skopje Today, all my money was stolen from my room during a stay abroad. I was in the room, I had just fallen asleep with my bag right next to me. When I landed back home, the airline lost my luggage. I am now penniless and don't even have a clean pair of underwear to my name. FML I agree, your life sucks 3046 You deserved it 212 22 7 217 24 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/9/2018 06:30 - Japan - Hirakata Today, my dad forgot my Canadian permanent resident card. We could be stuck in an airport in Japan for a while. FML I agree, your life sucks 2517 You deserved it 325 17 4 160 38 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sufia - 30/8/2018 23:30 - Pakistan - Lahore Today, after months of saving for a trip to India, I learnt that because I was born in Pakistan, I can't use my Canadian passport and have to apply for a Pakistani one. I also learnt there is a ban on Indian tourist visas for Pakistani passport holders. There goes my trip. FML I agree, your life sucks 2750 You deserved it 336 44 6 140 37 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today was my 30th birthday. Three people remembered and my only present was an eviction notice. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 You deserved it 4 0 Comments
Todays my birthday and i was sexually harrased. then my crush/ex told me he likes another girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 You deserved it 5 0 Comments
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants,... I agree, your life sucks 1234 You deserved it 167 8 Comments
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the... I agree, your life sucks 1392 You deserved it 427 17 Comments