Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 978
You deserved it 8 857
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Nikkitaria 9

Better than having a boner at a funeral.

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theevilduchess 12

Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

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theevilduchess 12

Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

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Xaviour 0

It's not your fault...

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Buttsexpirate 9

O-Orial Fix-Fixa-Fixashion? No? Dammit!

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MrSarcasm 4

I think he has a bone to pick with his dentist.

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mudkipsan 19

Not while getting a filling, I can't. If only there was some way to show you...

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Damn_Hippster 11

I guess you were happy to see the dentist.

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xlord 27

I just OPs a guy or this could be a completely different FML

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zombicidal 11

norwal dictation! damn it!

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kaegomay12 17

is the dentist cute?

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katt_is_here 24

Attack of the indiscriminate boner!!! I guess a good thing about being a chick is I never have to deal with that sort of thing. FYL OP.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I guess OP wanted to do some drilling of his own.

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changesinme 0

And your teeth are bonerrific

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Gianca1208 4

I always get boners at my dentist

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iiNommBaconz 0

At least it wasint a physical..

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blackheart24 10

Well that's inconvenient...

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babyfireball77 14

Is your dentist the one from horrible bosses?

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FunwithBumperCar 0

More like boner after dentist!

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KeXu 6

Spontaneous boners are the worst.

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phoenixslayer69 4

Random boners are great. Everyone loves Boners.

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TheSmoothDude 10

The clinical term is narb. No apparent reason boner.

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xlord 27

Did OPs dentist drill him hard???.... I'm sorry someone had to say it

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Jackbagger_fml 0

Actually it's RBS random boner syndrome

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HarveyMalone 0

I see what you did there #9...

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slick5880 22

9 beat me to it. Fail

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rexgar2000 10

Today, it took me like 15 tries to click this FML. FML

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jworret 0

Only took me 10 ha loser :)

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alexchiltonLC 7

Huh and to think I scrolled through the fmls using the arrows at the top. It's pretty simple...

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thelinlinx3 10

Who said it was spontaneous? ;)

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saIty 17

Did you have a hot dentist, and hoped that your appointment would turn into some kinky porno?

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dre_bro11 12

Jennifer Aniston from horrible bosses.

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evamusical 12

She sure was jennifer annistom

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Nikkitaria 9

Better than having a boner at a funeral.

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max_wilder 9

Better than a boner at the holocaust museum

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Mattador_fml 0

Better than a boner at a family reunion

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Jimster1712 0

Better than a .. CCCOMBO BRRREAKERR

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Not better then a V8!

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SemperFi_23 6

Not better than crispy bacon!!!!!!!!!!

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Busby91 0

Not better than doing your hot dentist

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ceilingfans 1

Better then not having a boner at a boner convention

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dbdette3 0

Stiffy? Haha

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btown99909 0

better than having a boner while hugging your mother.

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arlo1024 0

What was your platoon?

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whited666 0

On the bright side, better you than the dentist!

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Brice28_fml 10

Did the laughing gas make you happy?

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JEnglish89 1

I always wear a hoodie to the dentist.

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TylerOMFG 7

Obviously your penis wants some tending to as well.

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onikage_666 0

With drills and hooks and the like.

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elochai 3

And say, 'Uhn..'

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Enslaved 36

Now spit!

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Spitters are quitters #40!

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Enslaved 36

Haha! But the difference between- like and love is spits or swallows. (:

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Bbhd05 0

Yes and showing off = gargling

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Jimster1712 0

Your username matches the context of your comment.

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theTrollGuy 7

And so his profile picture.

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NEEPLES 7

Was it a long and hard trip?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

No, it was a long and hard rise!

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JRFaceless 8

I bet you wanted to fill the dentist's cavity, if you know what I mean.

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phoenixslayer69 4

No I don't can you explain it to me....

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white16sox 19

33 stfu you are killing all of our brain cells. Just leave FML until you learn how to form a proper sentence with correct spelling.

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andersonRitsu 0

I don't either :3

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abluekiwi 0

Step one, look up the definiton of cavity if you don't already know it. Step two, apply logic.

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