Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
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Anonnamus
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Well, you fell head over heels for him. Groan.
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chaos753159
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Atleast u fell for him
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Anonnamus
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Well, you fell head over heels for him. Groan.
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daltonmarth
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second!!!!
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Anonnamus
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Oops. I didn't see that you "feel" down the steps. Did you buy them dinner first?
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alexomAnexo
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lol you is funny :)
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Woozzi
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So I think the phrase "head over heels in love with _____" should be changed to "heels over head..."
Because the current one either means you love someone so much you're walking normally (as my head is normally located above my heels) or you're tripping dramatically over everything (which =/= safe imo).
Whereas "heels over head in love with _____" could mean you're gliding around on your head, which is awesome.
The end.
Because the current one either means you love someone so much you're walking normally (as my head is normally located above my heels) or you're tripping dramatically over everything (which =/= safe imo).
Whereas "heels over head in love with _____" could mean you're gliding around on your head, which is awesome.
The end.
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Diannaa
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LOL wow that's not very gentlemanly
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Anonnamus
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#15, I think heels over head would describe some relationships perfectly. My heels have definitely been over my head a time or two.
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Hiropon
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Okay, Woozzi.
You are my new idol.
kthxbai.
You are my new idol.
kthxbai.
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Woozzi
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Baha okay #18 solid point, except I don't think that's synonymous with love. I'll concede "head over heels LOVING" as a viable phrase :p
@20 --> -blush- oh stop it, you.
@20 --> -blush- oh stop it, you.
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tweetbaby14
| 17
well maybe if you watched where you were walking that wouldn't have happened...
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ImaginaryFoe
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LMAO @ #4!
I guess I would laugh too if I saw someone feel down some stairs!
OP, he saw you were okay (I'm assuming you would've mentioned if you were seriously injured). No need to be embarrassed, just laugh it off.
I guess I would laugh too if I saw someone feel down some stairs!
OP, he saw you were okay (I'm assuming you would've mentioned if you were seriously injured). No need to be embarrassed, just laugh it off.
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Jewelofagal
| 2
Hope you called off the date.
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BadPinkKitty07
| 0
extra points if you started singing:
I
keep spending all my
time
just thinking bout you
I
don't know what to do
I think I'm falling for you!
falling for yooooouuuuu!
I
keep spending all my
time
just thinking bout you
I
don't know what to do
I think I'm falling for you!
falling for yooooouuuuu!
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damienwatkins
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hee hee!! sha-mone-ah!
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Tripout
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@41: NO. NO. This guy obviously has a sense of humor. Only a comidy lover would laugh at the pain of someone so close as a new gf.....I know I would......as long as I knew she was ok. UR A LIAR IF YOU SAY YOU WOULDNT LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO DID THIS
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supastarr
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not tha stairs man..
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tthatguy
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15 = win
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
I love puns, that was a very punny joke #1
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cater2U
| 0
18 no one really wants to hear about how easy you are to get in bed...
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authorkid
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15 lol
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rplovez
| 9
Looks like you really fell in love
...i hope he helped you at atleast lol :P
...i hope he helped you at atleast lol :P
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pandorasnymph
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now u saw what kind of guy u liked so much time
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knockasauras
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waittt..OP...did you ACTUALLY go back and count the stairs to post this FML? or did you do 20 flips/barrel rolls?!?
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chaos753159
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Atleast u fell for him
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ayamefan13
| 16
literally.
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sirbrickrock1
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ohhh sorry to hear that hope you have a good relation ship
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XR6Falcon
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well done.
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ShadowzI
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Looks like you "were" on the top of the world. Do you still look up to him now?
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Mahyar
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u fail : )
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Lov3r
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I'm sorry that'd be so embarrassing. I just hope u didn't make it worse by running away:.. at least that'd be worse for me/ fyl
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jdogg0119
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fml is gay.
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beiberlookalike1
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ur gay
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perdix
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Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I'm only falling apart.
Have fun dating a sadist.
Now I'm only falling apart.
Have fun dating a sadist.
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ImaginaryFoe
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Nothing I can do...total eclipse of the heart.
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unpossible
| 26
Once upon a time there was light in my life,
and now there's only love in the dark.
Concussion + schadenfreude = perfect match.
and now there's only love in the dark.
Concussion + schadenfreude = perfect match.