Mischief109

About Mischief109

I love softball and I read fmls to make my life seem better :)

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I agree, my mouse works.
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50 favorites
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Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Icy / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:56 /

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By parental failure - / Sunday 3 March 2013 17:03 / Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By so embarrassed - / Saturday 5 January 2013 21:56 / United States - South Salem

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 28 December 2012 15:14 / Canada - Montreal

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bill219 - / Friday 7 December 2012 22:40 / United States - Dallas

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