By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 785
You deserved it 7 483

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Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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Seems like OP likes latex covered appendages in his mouth.

I guess someone likes things in their mouth....

That's always fun. After all, everyone loves a good stiffy in public places...

So immense pain gives you pleasure?

my dentist office has hot hygienist that tighten the braces and I enjoyed my visit every month

Kinky little whore u

#39 "Immense pain"? Let's not exaggerate...

Aww the classic surprise boner. What turned you on, the face masks or the latex gloves being put in your mouth?

Cant help it if a hot women is playin around in your mouth

I'm sorry to upset you, 56. It's just that I've had braces myself and that word seemed appropriate to me.

Reply to zombicidal: It hurts like a bitch to get braces tightened

Lol happens to me all the time... Then again my orthodontist is hot.

39- It hurts so good.

It's just a slight discomfort for a few hours; immense pain is definitely an exaggeration. Then again no one has the same tolerance for pain

#98 You don't upset me at all :D I've had braces for 3 years, and yes it hurts, but I thought that the "immense pain" was a little bit exaggerated. That's all :)

Me too! :D

OP is kinky. He likes it when you cause pain.

That is hardcore dude

Agreed ! :)) it really does :/ I had braces for 6 1/2 years!! That was for 107

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I thought it was funny. Sounds like a cartoon boner.

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

Borntoperform, you just got served up like a plate of yams, with extra syrup.

Cordially and fornicate make no sense in that context, but still very funny 20.

40 it actually makes perfect sense, don't try to be a grammar nazi if you don't know proper English

Yeah, that used to be the verb you'd use with boner. Older folks used to say "pull a boner" to mean "make a mistake.". The confusion was quote amusing.

Hey cool, perdix made a spelling mistake. I feel the same way I did after spotting a blue Herron in new England after snowpocalypse. Hmmm... I have no idea why I'm commenting this. Thumb-downs away!!!

Bizarre-FTW... it doesn't really help your case when you show low self confidence in your commenting. Man why am I even posting this...

*insert onomatopoeia here*

112 why are you stealing enonymous's profile picture? Other than that I have nothing to say, and I don't really know why I'm commenting...

yes, popped. like a pimple. wait what?

19- that is so full of win

I love you!!! Hahaha

That previous comment was for redbluegreen haha

I LOVE the way this is worded. Popped! Classic

#20 you rule! I think I love you :)

112 - I hate you. Please fall in a hole and die. That is all.

Why did my comment not go through...?

20 Thank you for my laugh out louds for the day. I particularly enjoyed your detailed translation of this young man's untimely arousal. Tally ho and pip pip.

19 has the most thumps up I've ever seen!! :O

Nice words, haha

Once you pop, you can't stop! Man I wish this comment was higher up...

That was deep

Wow #19, pretty and smart (I don't mean that creepily or sarcastically)

Those things must have a mind of their own!

When you're a teenager, that's basically true. Given the behavior of OP's erection, I'm going to assume he's a teenager. FYL OP, that's always awkward, but most people won't notice and anyone who does probably empathizes (or if they're female, they still probably understand).

When I read it I swore it said "I pooped a boner" not popped a boner

I would Love to hear an explanation on the anatomy of that one

Sadly it's not restricted to just teenagers.. I still get random boners at 36.. Always at the most awkward times too.

Ahhhh good ole NRBs.. No Reason Boners

RBS(Random Boner Syndrome) is a terrible affliction that affects men of every age

23 The fact he was getting his braces tightened sent up the teen flag before the erection during the process, likely do to having just gone through puberty. So yes, I'd say op is between the ages of 14 and 16. Tops.

RBS or SIBS. Which is the most evil? Just pray you don't get both at the same time.

Lol havent heard "popped a boner" since the 3rd grade! And yes they do have a mind of their own, hence why we always get in trouble!

Nice. At least it was a girl?

36- Pretty sure that's what the question mark is for.

TheIsland - yeah agreed, that's what I thought too. In the end: badly phrased sir, badly phrased.

I used to get an erection when my orthodontist was working on my mouth. He was pretty hot. :)

Ha! OMG, no way... I'M GAY? Oh shit! I never knew that. Thanks captain obvious. Now shoo before I infect you with my gay-ness. Because you know, us gays are evil creatures from the deepest darkest reaches of hell!

All orthodontists are female? I never knew! /sarcasm

166 what's wrong with gay people? Your no better than they are, asshole

You look pretty gay yourself!

Your braces weren't the only things that were tight

Why, what else was tight? FYI, he has a penis, not a vagina. Men don't get tight, we get hard. FUCKK YEAA.

He was talking about OP's pants

*facespear* nice 43, you sound like a stud who's knee deep in pussy.

He's a virgin. Calm down

Hes a virgin. Calm down

#43 Perhaps the hygienist.

That's hilarious personally hate my orthodontist so I wouldn't care the least bit, don't be so embarrassed it's natural :)

Don't be embarrassed? It's natural? If I had a penis and it flopped up while someone had their hands in my mouth, I would be horrified.

it dosent have to be the fact theres fingers in his mouth. OP is probably a masocist (sp?) and got a hard on from the pain.

(^Masochist)

That's an interesting way to put it, 71. However my point was that getting a boner in public is something most would be embarrassed about.

He could also have been staring down the hygienists breasts as she bent over to tighten the braces. I love going to my dentist.

Haw008: Guys do not "flop" a boner...

Haw008: Guys do not "flop" a boner...

Haha good luck next time u go there i hated it when i had to go

Should have told her to work on that while ur there

Mmm, that's right. Poke at my teeth. Yeah, harder...

Yes!! Tighter, tighter!!!!

Pop goes the weasel!!

And boom goes the dynamite.