Intimacy: Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating...

By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 18:00

Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML

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By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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By tigerbyrn - 30/05/2016 15:35 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML

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By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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Mischief109 11

Saturday 8 December 2012 5:27

Get ready for Wincest comments galore...

dixiefoxx 22

Saturday 8 December 2012 5:28

Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

Comments

BlOnDeE_424 1

Tuesday 11 December 2012 6:05

That is absolutely horrible. Do you live in Arkansas? L ;p

dpr130498 7

Tuesday 11 December 2012 9:17

Is your sister called cersei??

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 11 December 2012 23:59

Are you serious? How can you get an erection from that?

toastedjellybowl 7

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:20

Yeah, because I'm sure he popped a boner on purpose. Maybe he has a smoking hot sister and when she started to stick the banana in her mouth it reminded him of a chick sucking a ****.