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50 quality comments
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100 kick-ass comments
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
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18%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

44%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Desoto96's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dumbasdogshit - / Saturday 11 August 2012 00:45 / Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 January 2012 00:09 / Sweden

Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as powerwashing your leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jokada - / Sunday 10 May 2009 20:39 / United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it