Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five...

By Anonymous - 25/7/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Xx6RoseThorn9xX | 5

#2975059 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

By straz123 | 2

#2975047 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

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By straz123 | 2

#2975047 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

Ellifish | 2

#2975202 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:02

At least they weren't old men...

2ndSucks | 15

#2975263 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:08

Maybe they were impressed by your size?

WellThatSucksMaj | 0

#2975357 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:18

say cheese ;)

dolphincheddar | 10

#2975365 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:19

were they playboy bunnies? cuz if so, your a lucky bastard

NastyNinja31 | 0

#2975373 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:19

the coffee got him hot

supimnyancat | 9

#2975425 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:26

Embrace your boner and show it off to them.

0D0R0 | 4

#2975430 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:27

Did their vaginas get wet after they saw it?

ColorfulDonut | 7

#2975616 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:58

That's when you stood up and your boner knocked the the table causing a candle to fall of the table an land on your shorts thus you learned that, yes, pubic hair is still flammable.

explodingmuffint | 0

#2975652 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:05

I must have a small penis seeming as my boners in public aren't very concerning.

Andrew1122 | 0

#2975658 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:07

hahaha I just imagine this guy as an old creepy man in basketball shorts and the two attractive women are 15 year old girls

mboehm88 | 3

#2975695 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:14

104 - that's a comment that sounds more like an FML

Vonneil | 0

#2975802 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:35

I bet it sucks to be you right now !

YFDIOP | 0

#2976080 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:12

did you do it? lol

Blackhandles | 0

#2976113 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:19

Be proud of your boners. They show your not a zombie yet.

bubby221000ify | 0

#2976153 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:30

Sam Adams is a freaking boss!

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2976220 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:43

Stand up and salute the Captain, Private!

enonymous | 8

#2976417 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:19

Every1luvboners didn't you tell them that!? also if it's big enough take the picture using the boner on the shutter. Chicks dig it

theboxman | 1

#2976702 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:17

sucks to suck!

Yodaevil | 4

#2976960 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:04

say "wow, you girls are impressive! got my wood rollin in two seconds, let's say we go. ack to my place for those pictures!" yeah, doesn't work for me, but if it helps one man get a threesome... all my work is for not!

lol32360 | 0

#2977391 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:16

HIS PENIS IS PSYCHIC!!!! :O!

freshV43 | 0

#2977585 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:52

I'd just bang dem hoes!!

toastyjustice | 5

#2977648 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:03

QUICK, TUCK IT UNDER THE WAISTBAND!

kaykay9080 | 5

#2978159 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:58

Penis. :D

Mr_Saikaly | 35

#2978553 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:32

that is really embarrassing

hydef14 | 2

#2978574 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:38

I do hate getting random boners but still can be fun!

XAnNiHiLaTiOn | 6

#2978659 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:03

Tuck N' Go my friend...

ChickenDoggiesWh | 0

#2979531 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:56

it's like a boner spidey sense x)

Jonscarl | 0

#2984057 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 7:25

sounds to me like it wasn't random

maddylovesu | 5

#2989768 - Friday 29 July 2011 0:48

completely random??

SittingInTheSky | 6

#3147138 - Saturday 20 August 2011 18:52

I think that when people get random boners it's very flattering.

No i'm not a slut

Yes i would snog the OP

No i don't know what OP means.

By srayray | 5

#2975056 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

sorry but that's kinda funny!don't worry I'm not making fun of you it's just it's funny and I feel so sorry for you!:( :)

Cupcaken | 0

#2975088 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:55

Want me to read your palm? Just let me unzip and I'll tell you how many babies we're gonna make.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2975342 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:17

that's my pic you raging octopus vagina

nixter5 | 18

#2975378 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:20

yeah what are you doing??! you copied dolphincheddar's picture!! you just broke so many unwritten rules. I'll see that you get banned from FML for life, for copying one of the greats of this site.

BShady96 | 0

#2975479 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:34

nice doggieganger

dolphincheddar | 10

#2975553 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:48

10 how many babies?

FFPulley | 9

#2975558 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:48

raging octopus vagina.... you sir, are a genius.

ifailsobadly | 18

#2975561 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:50

Haha, kill his ass. But seriously, this is where you play the 'IM PHOTOPHOBIC' trick and dive under the table. They wont know photophobic isnt a real word. :P

Mythekos | 0

#2975637 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:04

49, Oh how your stupidity shows. it's not even your pic. You don't own it.

wolflover44 | 5

#2975686 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:12

It has a different saying on it anyways... So what if it's the same dog, mirror reversed. And if you didn't take the damn picture, it ain't yours. Get over it.

tyty22796 | 0

#2975984 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:52

damn assholes, it is his pic...how do u know he didnt take the pic and put it on the internet who are u to judge...all u haters are raging octopus vaginas TOO!!

eog314 | 0

#2976550 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:45

the stupidity of people on this site make me laugh.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2977552 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:50

it's my puppy. so gtfo

sk1ml1fe | 0

#2977569 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:51

lol

By Xx6RoseThorn9xX | 5

#2975059 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

emilylovestalor | 0

#2975773 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:31

lol!!!

ppatty | 0

#2976498 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:34

win lol

skizzlerz | 0

#2976688 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:16

My thoughts exactly. It sensed them walking your way and wanted to show them what they could have ;) haha

Emmy_The_Great | 2

#2976946 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:00

"dingdong"

ha.

R4P7OR | 2

#2977555 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:50

hahahahahahahahaahaha

jonn090 | 13

#2978129 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:51

his ding dong needs to be tapped

futtbuck101 | 1

#2978175 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:07

Threesome?

ironhead_fml | 20

#2979778 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:22

lol! great one!!

Baller18511 | 0

#2991391 - Friday 29 July 2011 6:11

hahahaha

tigerchick234 | 0

#3014150 - Monday 1 August 2011 12:05

I like ur picture

By iAintEvenMad | 0

#2975061 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Awkward..

EatnBeef | 7

#2976310 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:59

no reason boners always showup at the worst times...

iAintEvenMad | 0

#2977071 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:22

True that.

iAintEvenMad | 0

#2978143 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:53

Especially in church.

By fadingfaith | 4

#2975068 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:53

Why would they want their picture taken at a coffee shop?

kiaralove53 | 0

#2975121 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:56

They could be from out of town? Who knows.

thewife5 | 19

#2975128 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:57

maybe they are old friends and ones visiting town so they had a quick cup of coffee and chatted a bit.. or not

CaptainPickles72 | 18

#2975601 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:56

Or could be those people who like to take random pictures in stores to put on facebook for attention.

gchartier90 | 0

#2975628 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:02

maybe it's the coffee shop they met in and they just came back to relive good old times

portcaveman | 5

#2976333 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:04

your eye is berry beautiful

rdvfyubuyg | 1

#2977467 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:30

yea I agree with -14 maybe they're from out of town!

sara_saturday | 5

#2977933 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:00

maybe they saw the boner from across the room and wanted him to give them a better view

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2978674 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:06

wow. number 6 what kind of mascara do you use?

Daboomboom | 9

#2979218 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:16

well why do chicks take pictures of themselves in bathrooms?

pixelebrate | 0

#2979952 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:28

6# meh, you took a pic of your eye why?

captainmcp | 0

#2983991 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:54

me and my best friend take pics everywhere all the time. so do lots of ppl

wierd1919 | 0

#2988199 - Thursday 28 July 2011 19:19

tourists xD the best coffee in the world :o

By jrsylilballer6 | 7

#2975072 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:53

at least they know you're interested ! narb=no apparent reason boner

BostonBear | 33

#5341338 - Saturday 26 January 2013 22:33

haven't herd narb in awhile haha

By kcutie | 0

#2975078 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:54

random? r u sure? lol that's hilarious.

maybe you just really like coffee. ;)

Jaxx66 | 21

#2976450 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:24

or he thought of a really good come on!

'hey ladies. let's go to my place and play 'photographer'!

By Saltime | 0

#2975080 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:54

A random boner? I get turned on by nothing too.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#2975618 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:59

thats just awsome to know

Saltime | 0

#2977862 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:46

It is! One day, I'll be walking down the street, and we'll cross paths. Now, if you didn't know that I get turned on by nothing, well, let's just say you'd fly back about 20 feet. But, because you know, you'll have the sense to dodge it and avoid the situation.