Ohhhh. fyl bro.

At least they weren't old men...

Maybe they were impressed by your size?

say cheese ;)

were they playboy bunnies? cuz if so, your a lucky bastard

the coffee got him hot

Embrace your boner and show it off to them.

Did their vaginas get wet after they saw it?

That's when you stood up and your boner knocked the the table causing a candle to fall of the table an land on your shorts thus you learned that, yes, pubic hair is still flammable.

I must have a small penis seeming as my boners in public aren't very concerning.

hahaha I just imagine this guy as an old creepy man in basketball shorts and the two attractive women are 15 year old girls

104 - that's a comment that sounds more like an FML

I bet it sucks to be you right now !

did you do it? lol

Be proud of your boners. They show your not a zombie yet.

Sam Adams is a freaking boss!

Stand up and salute the Captain, Private!

Every1luvboners didn't you tell them that!? also if it's big enough take the picture using the boner on the shutter. Chicks dig it

sucks to suck!

say "wow, you girls are impressive! got my wood rollin in two seconds, let's say we go. ack to my place for those pictures!" yeah, doesn't work for me, but if it helps one man get a threesome... all my work is for not!

HIS PENIS IS PSYCHIC!!!! :O!

I'd just bang dem hoes!!

QUICK, TUCK IT UNDER THE WAISTBAND!

Penis. :D

that is really embarrassing

I do hate getting random boners but still can be fun!

Tuck N' Go my friend...

it's like a boner spidey sense x)

sounds to me like it wasn't random

completely random??

I think that when people get random boners it's very flattering.

No i'm not a slut

Yes i would snog the OP

No i don't know what OP means.

sorry but that's kinda funny!don't worry I'm not making fun of you it's just it's funny and I feel so sorry for you!:( :)

Want me to read your palm? Just let me unzip and I'll tell you how many babies we're gonna make.

that's my pic you raging octopus vagina

yeah what are you doing??! you copied dolphincheddar's picture!! you just broke so many unwritten rules. I'll see that you get banned from FML for life, for copying one of the greats of this site.

nice doggieganger

10 how many babies?

raging octopus vagina.... you sir, are a genius.

Haha, kill his ass. But seriously, this is where you play the 'IM PHOTOPHOBIC' trick and dive under the table. They wont know photophobic isnt a real word. :P

49, Oh how your stupidity shows. it's not even your pic. You don't own it.

It has a different saying on it anyways... So what if it's the same dog, mirror reversed. And if you didn't take the damn picture, it ain't yours. Get over it.

damn assholes, it is his pic...how do u know he didnt take the pic and put it on the internet who are u to judge...all u haters are raging octopus vaginas TOO!!

the stupidity of people on this site make me laugh.

it's my puppy. so gtfo

lol

your dingdong can see the future ;)

lol!!!

win lol

My thoughts exactly. It sensed them walking your way and wanted to show them what they could have ;) haha

"dingdong"

ha.

hahahahahahahahaahaha

his ding dong needs to be tapped

Threesome?

lol! great one!!

hahahaha

I like ur picture

Awkward..

no reason boners always showup at the worst times...

True that.

Especially in church.

Why would they want their picture taken at a coffee shop?

They could be from out of town? Who knows.

maybe they are old friends and ones visiting town so they had a quick cup of coffee and chatted a bit.. or not

Or could be those people who like to take random pictures in stores to put on facebook for attention.

maybe it's the coffee shop they met in and they just came back to relive good old times

your eye is berry beautiful

yea I agree with -14 maybe they're from out of town!

maybe they saw the boner from across the room and wanted him to give them a better view

wow. number 6 what kind of mascara do you use?

well why do chicks take pictures of themselves in bathrooms?

6# meh, you took a pic of your eye why?

me and my best friend take pics everywhere all the time. so do lots of ppl

tourists xD the best coffee in the world :o

at least they know you're interested ! narb=no apparent reason boner

haven't herd narb in awhile haha

random? r u sure? lol that's hilarious.

maybe you just really like coffee. ;)

or he thought of a really good come on!

'hey ladies. let's go to my place and play 'photographer'!

A random boner? I get turned on by nothing too.

thats just awsome to know

It is! One day, I'll be walking down the street, and we'll cross paths. Now, if you didn't know that I get turned on by nothing, well, let's just say you'd fly back about 20 feet. But, because you know, you'll have the sense to dodge it and avoid the situation.

Schwing!

Batta Batta

Go watch Wayne's World 75

Thank you, 181, exactly what I was going for. :)

show off!!! lol

same that is horrible

more like "say jizz"