FML : Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 25 July 2011 17:11 / United States

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By Xx6RoseThorn9xX | 5

#2975059 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

By straz123 | 2

#2975047 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

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By straz123 | 2

#2975047 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

Ellifish | 2

#2975202 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:02

At least they weren't old men...

2ndSucks | 15

#2975263 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:08

Maybe they were impressed by your size?

WellThatSucksMaj | 0

#2975357 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:18

say cheese ;)

dolphincheddar | 10

#2975365 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:19

were they playboy bunnies? cuz if so, your a lucky bastard

NastyNinja31 | 0

#2975373 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:19

the coffee got him hot

supimnyancat | 9

#2975425 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:26

Embrace your boner and show it off to them.

0D0R0 | 4

#2975430 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:27

Did their vaginas get wet after they saw it?

ColorfulDonut | 7

#2975616 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:58

That's when you stood up and your boner knocked the the table causing a candle to fall of the table an land on your shorts thus you learned that, yes, pubic hair is still flammable.

explodingmuffint | 0

#2975652 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Andrew1122 | 0

#2975658 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:07

hahaha I just imagine this guy as an old creepy man in basketball shorts and the two attractive women are 15 year old girls

mboehm88 | 3

#2975695 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:14

104 - that's a comment that sounds more like an FML

Vonneil | 0

#2975802 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:35

I bet it sucks to be you right now !

YFDIOP | 0

#2976080 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 01:12

did you do it? lol

Blackhandles | 0

#2976113 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 01:19

Be proud of your boners. They show your not a zombie yet.

bubby221000ify | 0

#2976153 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 01:30

Sam Adams is a freaking boss!

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2976220 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 01:43

Stand up and salute the Captain, Private!

enonymous | 8

#2976417 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 02:19

Every1luvboners didn't you tell them that!? also if it's big enough take the picture using the boner on the shutter. Chicks dig it

theboxman | 1

#2976702 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 03:17

sucks to suck!

Yodaevil | 4

#2976960 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 04:04

say "wow, you girls are impressive! got my wood rollin in two seconds, let's say we go. ack to my place for those pictures!" yeah, doesn't work for me, but if it helps one man get a threesome... all my work is for not!

lol32360 | 0

#2977391 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 05:16

HIS PENIS IS PSYCHIC!!!! :O!

freshV43 | 0

#2977585 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 05:52

I'd just bang dem hoes!!

toastyjustice | 5

#2977648 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:03

QUICK, TUCK IT UNDER THE WAISTBAND!

kaykay9080 | 5

#2978159 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:58

Penis. :D

Mr_Saikaly | 35

#2978553 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 08:32

that is really embarrassing

hydef14 | 2

#2978574 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 08:38

I do hate getting random boners but still can be fun!

XAnNiHiLaTiOn | 6

#2978659 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 09:03

Tuck N' Go my friend...

ChickenDoggiesWh | 0

#2979531 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:56

it's like a boner spidey sense x)

Jonscarl | 0

#2984057 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 07:25

sounds to me like it wasn't random

maddylovesu | 5

#2989768 - Friday 29 July 2011 12:48

completely random??

SittingInTheSky | 6

#3147138 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:52

I think that when people get random boners it's very flattering. No i'm not a slut Yes i would snog the OP No i don't know what OP means.

By srayray | 5

#2975056 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Cupcaken | 0

#2975088 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:55

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

dolphincheddar | 10

#2975342 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:17

that's my pic you raging octopus vagina

nixter5 | 18

#2975378 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

BShady96 | 0

#2975479 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:34

nice doggieganger

dolphincheddar | 10

#2975553 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:48

10 how many babies?

FFPulley | 9

#2975558 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:48

raging octopus vagina.... you sir, are a genius.

ifailsobadly | 18

#2975561 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:50

Haha, kill his ass. But seriously, this is where you play the 'IM PHOTOPHOBIC' trick and dive under the table. They wont know photophobic isnt a real word. :P

Mythekos | 0

#2975637 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

wolflover44 | 5

#2975686 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

tyty22796 | 0

#2975984 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:52

damn assholes, it is his pic...how do u know he didnt take the pic and put it on the internet who are u to judge...all u haters are raging octopus vaginas TOO!!

eog314 | 0

#2976550 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 02:45

the stupidity of people on this site make me laugh.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2977552 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 05:50

it's my puppy. so gtfo

sk1ml1fe | 0

#2977569 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 05:51

lol

By Xx6RoseThorn9xX | 5

#2975059 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

emilylovestalor | 0

#2975773 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:31

lol!!!

ppatty | 0

#2976498 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 02:34

win lol

skizzlerz | 0

#2976688 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 03:16

My thoughts exactly. It sensed them walking your way and wanted to show them what they could have ;) haha

Emmy_The_Great | 2

#2976946 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 04:00

"dingdong" ha.

R4P7OR | 2

#2977555 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 05:50

hahahahahahahahaahaha

jonn090 | 13

#2978129 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:51

his ding dong needs to be tapped

futtbuck101 | 1

#2978175 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 08:07

Threesome?

ironhead_fml | 19

#2979778 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 01:22

lol! great one!!

Baller18511 | 0

#2991391 - Friday 29 July 2011 06:11

hahahaha

tigerchick234 | 0

#3014150 - Monday 1 August 2011 12:05

I like ur picture

By iAintEvenMad | 0

#2975061 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:52

Awkward..

EatnBeef | 7

#2976310 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 01:59

no reason boners always showup at the worst times...

iAintEvenMad | 0

#2977071 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 04:22

True that.

iAintEvenMad | 0

#2978143 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:53

Especially in church.

By fadingfaith | 4

#2975068 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:53

Why would they want their picture taken at a coffee shop?

kiaralove53 | 0

#2975121 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:56

They could be from out of town? Who knows.

thewife5 | 19

#2975128 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:57

maybe they are old friends and ones visiting town so they had a quick cup of coffee and chatted a bit.. or not

CaptainPickles72 | 18

#2975601 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:56

Or could be those people who like to take random pictures in stores to put on facebook for attention.

gchartier90 | 0

#2975628 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:02

maybe it's the coffee shop they met in and they just came back to relive good old times

portcaveman | 4

#2976333 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 02:04

your eye is berry beautiful

rdvfyubuyg | 1

#2977467 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 05:30

yea I agree with -14 maybe they're from out of town!

sara_saturday | 5

#2977933 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:00

maybe they saw the boner from across the room and wanted him to give them a better view

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2978674 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 09:06

wow. number 6 what kind of mascara do you use?

Daboomboom | 9

#2979218 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:16

well why do chicks take pictures of themselves in bathrooms?

pixelebrate | 0

#2979952 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 02:28

6# meh, you took a pic of your eye why?

captainmcp | 0

#2983991 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 06:54

me and my best friend take pics everywhere all the time. so do lots of ppl

wierd1919 | 0

#2988199 - Thursday 28 July 2011 07:19

tourists xD the best coffee in the world :o

By jrsylilballer6 | 7

#2975072 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:53

at least they know you're interested ! narb=no apparent reason boner

BostonBear | 33

#5341338 - Saturday 26 January 2013 10:33

haven't herd narb in awhile haha

By kcutie | 0

#2975078 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:54

random? r u sure? lol that's hilarious. maybe you just really like coffee. ;)

Jaxx66 | 21

#2976450 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 02:24

or he thought of a really good come on! 'hey ladies. let's go to my place and play 'photographer'!

By Saltime | 0

#2975080 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:54

A random boner? I get turned on by nothing too.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#2975618 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:59

thats just awsome to know

Saltime | 0

#2977862 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:46

It is! One day, I'll be walking down the street, and we'll cross paths. Now, if you didn't know that I get turned on by nothing, well, let's just say you'd fly back about 20 feet. But, because you know, you'll have the sense to dodge it and avoid the situation.