By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

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Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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dixiefoxx 22

Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

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RedPillSucks 31

That's when she started moving the banana slowly in and out of her mouth while licking it with her tongue, as she looked you dead in the eye, right, ..., right! Where's everybodyluvsboners?

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Suirin 4

Right! I've been wondering the same thing. Where did he go? D:

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gracehi 31

I bet he'll kick himself for missing this one. Although, it does challenge the premise set forth by his name. XD

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scottysnuts 2

Looks like you cut your family tree short

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lolmandi 9

Two pages down and not one comment about wincest.

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lolmandi 9

Yes, I'm aware. Thus the reason I posted this.

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jayrj22 4

Wow she's ur sister buddy

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RedPillSucks 31

Is that like sister girlfriend?

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mercsl65 7

He has opportunity to have a new son , a new brother, give his sister a son and a new nephew, give his mom and dad a new grandson. And save money on the wedding.

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tanlewis27 7

Who gets a boner checking out their sister?????

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BlueFlatts 20

It has a will of it's own, scary. Nevertheless it happens, you just gotta hope nobody notices.

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