Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
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Top comments
Mischief109 11
Get ready for Wincest comments galore...
dixiefoxx 22
Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..
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Comments (247)
RedPillSucks 33
That's when she started moving the banana slowly in and out of her mouth while licking it with her tongue, as she looked you dead in the eye, right, ..., right! Where's everybodyluvsboners?
Suirin 4
Right! I've been wondering the same thing. Where did he go? D:
gracehi 33
I bet he'll kick himself for missing this one. Although, it does challenge the premise set forth by his name. XD
jeffmusson1309 1
R u from the south
CharresBarkrey 16
4. 4 extra letters.
scottysnuts 2
Looks like you cut your family tree short
lolmandi 9
Two pages down and not one comment about wincest.
DocBastard 40
Go back and look at comment #1.
lolmandi 9
Yes, I'm aware. Thus the reason I posted this.
supimnyancat 9
Kyleekay, why you mad girl?
deathtothepix 26
at least it wasn't your mom.
acherondevil 1
That's ******* gross man
jayrj22 4
Wow she's ur sister buddy
RedPillSucks 33
Is that like sister girlfriend?
mercsl65 7
He has opportunity to have a new son , a new brother, give his sister a son and a new nephew, give his mom and dad a new grandson. And save money on the wedding.
tanlewis27 7
Who gets a boner checking out their sister?????
BlueFlatts 20
It has a will of it's own, scary. Nevertheless it happens, you just gotta hope nobody notices.