By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

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Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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dixiefoxx 22

Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

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steinibichler 6

You really need to learn about the flip and tuck

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Schiffy 18

I'm just gonna go and blame the usual morning wood. Do the same, and it keeps you out of trouble.

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dodzin 9

You should be very proud of your sister, and especially of her oral skills.

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chrisstachon 30

i hope it was just a random boner not having anything to do with your sister

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

That's something you take to your grave.

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