By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

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Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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dixiefoxx 22

Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

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PokemonLove993 17

maybe he hasn't been laid in a while and kinda zoned out staring at a banana, forgetting his sister is there. that's what I got out of it at least

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Fmlsea 28

you never look at any when eating any food . that way you wont be in an awkward position

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ThecomingofTan 9

Your therapist is going to want to hear this one, OP.

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FMLoverAgain 7

Welll for all those incest comment, haven't you thought he had a boner thinking of eating someone's banana?

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jdmur 6

At least you recognized it was wrong!

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thetruth00 1

could have gone way worse

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Incest eww. You must have been thinking something while she was eating that banana. I'm not sure, what's wrong with you OP or maybe your just a teen with raging hormones. Control yourself next time

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sammyjanette 17

Did you know that the state with the highest rate of incest is Alabama? The more you know.

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laurapiggy 3

I don't think I would've let the world know about this one. Ps we're all pretty normal down here in Texas:-P

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