Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
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Top comments
Mischief109 11
Get ready for Wincest comments galore...
dixiefoxx 22
Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..
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Comments (247)
PokemonLove993 17
maybe he hasn't been laid in a while and kinda zoned out staring at a banana, forgetting his sister is there. that's what I got out of it at least
Fmlsea 28
you never look at any when eating any food . that way you wont be in an awkward position
ThecomingofTan 9
Your therapist is going to want to hear this one, OP.
FMLoverAgain 7
Welll for all those incest comment, haven't you thought he had a boner thinking of eating someone's banana?
nikkoe1297 8
Well someone might be gay..
jdmur 6
At least you recognized it was wrong!
thetruth00 1
could have gone way worse
Obey_StudBoii 23
Incest eww. You must have been thinking something while she was eating that banana. I'm not sure, what's wrong with you OP or maybe your just a teen with raging hormones. Control yourself next time
sammyjanette 17
Did you know that the state with the highest rate of incest is Alabama? The more you know.
laurapiggy 3
I don't think I would've let the world know about this one. Ps we're all pretty normal down here in Texas:-P