Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
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Top comments
Mischief109 11
Get ready for Wincest comments galore...
dixiefoxx 22
Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..
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Comments (247)
hollywoodt1ts 15
wwoooowwwwww!!! awkward!!!
kumonsucks 7
Britney?
Liamj774 36
W. T. F.
mariebc123 7
Sorry..but that's sick..
mariebc123 7
And down in Texas we still think that's gross..
arcottrammathorn 1
Dude..... Wtf
KiddNYC1O 22
That's bananas...
Junebugscanfly 2
At least your not gay!
AtomicRebirth 11
I don't care what the circumstances are or if you "don't know what's going on", if you ever pop a boner because of something your sister does, then there's something wrong.
Ylianaxoxo 9
...To your own sister...