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About Posthuman

I see you've wondered onto this page. Well, I suppose it must have been an accident. No one really comes here, and when they do, it's to usually tell me that I'm a satanist. Which I'm not. I'm actually a Christian. Now, just because I believe in God doesn't mean I'm a buzzkill. I'm pansexual; greatly enjoy Heavy Metal, Sludge Metal, Metalcore, and classic rock; enjoy this website; and tend to be rather to the point and blunt when I'm not being witty. You can find me on Facebook under John Zachary Knox, on Instagram as SinematicCreatures95, and on snapchat as Captain Courageous. I also have a reddit, not much is ever posted there, and it's helpmeiamonfire. My YouTube has some nice vids. Like my screamo covers that progressively get better. It's captaincourageous95. You're still here? Huh. Didn't think there would be much more you'd wanna know. PM me if I'm wrong.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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OP here. Thank you all for the hillarious comments. I had seen him without a beard before of course, but he has recently lost some weight and turns out it changed his features a bit.