By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
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totallynotemily 25

I hope you at least got to freeze your bank account

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walker9879 25

I wonder how you figured out that pattern?

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leJar 14

As soon as I read the word "Today," I knew this was an FML

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walker9879 25

I wonder how you figured out that pattern?

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rhyspiecesno8 18

Why can't people take jokes on this app

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JocelynKaulitz 28

People can't take jokes on any social media sites lol

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False_Stupidity 41

A genius in the making right here folks.

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soulreaper12296 28

Because it was a stupid joke, that's why.

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Kristoffer 35

What else would it be on this site?

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Xcizer 17

We can't take shit jokes, we do have a sense of humor.

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totallynotemily 25

I hope you at least got to freeze your bank account

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mfreeeee 20

Sorry that happened to you OP... Because I don't know much about that stuff, I can't really help you, but at least I CAN give you my blessing. Good luck with that!

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loxe_fml 15

Is a passport okay to use? I remember before I used a passport as an ID when I was younger in school.

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niallo 23

A passport is a higher form of ID. It absolutely tops a drivers license. Sadly not everyone knows that.

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Dale_shackleford 13

Yes. If op has a passport, a student id, and a birth certificate that would be enough for a new id. The police report might count as proof too.

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Redgy22 26

Not everyone has a passport.

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emisara93 18

Passports are a government issued id, so should work without an issue.

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human321 11

he can't get a new ID because be doesn't have money

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chessu 21

How can people possibly think a drivers licence is of higher value than a passport!?

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k_cummins 21

Yes, he needs money for the license but he could use the passport to get a new debit card.

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Kristoffer 35

The only thing a driver's license counts for that a passport can't stand in for, is driving. You have to have your license in your possession in order to drive in the U.S. though other countries may have more lenient rules.

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nanner6206 24

Did that happen and I simply missed it?

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UnstumpableTrump 10

Good thing Trump will fux stuff like this.

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ReallyHottChic 14

You can file a police report and that's enough proof for the dmv. At least that's what they allow in NY.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Does the DMV not accept cash? Can't you withdraw money at the bank by answering your security questions and providing your SSN?

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mezochan 29

I've never had to give the bank my ID as long as I know my account number and SSN. But, all banks have different policies, so OP's bank may require a valid photo ID to withdraw.

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gemstone586 12

I've worked in a bank for 10 years... if you've had your wallet stolen they're going to work with you as much as possible. a good bank will have your photo ID on file.

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Jrsmommy2014 21

Even if OP did have checks (which a lot of people don't have anymore) you need ID when presenting a check.

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kirasant 19

Can't say I've ever been asked for my ID for a check at the DMV for a replacement ID. Probably because I'm already there to get an ID, and thus they accept the info I have brought them for the ID itself.

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mezochan 29

I've never been asked for my ID while paying for my ID with a check at the DMV...

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emokitty91 12

I've never been asked my id while paying with a check regardless..

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almost_there44 26

Sorry, OP. I don't know how California does it, or your bank, but when my wallet got stolen my bank told me to bring two identification forms. I brought my SS and birth certificate. They used these two things to withdraw money for me and I used that money to get a new I.D. You can also ask someone if you can borrow money? Just a couple suggestions. Good luck!

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