By Anonymous - 15/1/2021 11:01 Innocence Today, my mom mentioned that she doesn’t think she’s gonna let my baby sister believe in Santa. When I mentioned that I believed in Santa growing up, she casually replied with, "Yeah, well you were slow." FML I agree, your life sucks 830 You deserved it 100 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/1/2021 07:58 Missing the point Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I checked his phone. The reason I did so was to get his mum’s number so I could arrange to send her his Xmas present in a parcel, as a surprise as I wouldn't be with him. He found out when he asked me how I managed it, and I told him honestly. FML I agree, your life sucks 1001 You deserved it 283 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/1/2021 08:02 - United States - Gwynn Oak Holiday cheer Today, I’m convinced my mother in law comes over every holiday just to make me miserable. She comes in, criticizes me food, snarks then ignores the kids. I dread every holiday and spend it getting drunk and casting F-you glances at my husband. Is it wrong to buy her a casket for the next holiday? Is it really? FML I agree, your life sucks 879 You deserved it 112 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/1/2021 19:59 - Germany - Neusalza-spremberg Renovations Today, after buying an old house that lacks plumbing a few weeks ago, I’m still crapping in a bucket in the barn. My two favorite Christmas gifts are still 2 pieces of rubber to dampen the noise from my new sewage pump and a used ceramic toilet bowl. FML I agree, your life sucks 601 You deserved it 297 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 07:01 - Ireland Deadbeat Today, exactly a year after he ended our relationship days before our son's first Christmas and told me he would always be in mine and our sons lives, I learned my ex got a new girlfriend several months ago, who more than likely is the reason he stopped calling. FML I agree, your life sucks 768 You deserved it 102 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 20:02 - Australia One-sided Today, after I spent quite some time getting thoughtful gifts for my friend and her kids ahead of their visit, she made a big fuss about how she'd "forgotten" to bring the gift she'd bought for me. Later, she casually admitted that she'd intentionally not bought me anything because she, "didn't think I'd need it." FML I agree, your life sucks 879 You deserved it 84 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 14:01 Family man Today, I always hated not having a boyfriend during holidays, my relatives would always ask me what was wrong with me. I'm married now and my husband always finds a way to skip holiday reunions. My relatives keep on asking me what's wrong with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 862 You deserved it 153 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alone - 27/12/2020 13:58 - Italy Happy Holidays Today, after spending Christmas alone because my bus home got cancelled due to Covid, I found that I have to spend the New Year alone and potentially homeless because my flight home got cancelled. FML I agree, your life sucks 791 You deserved it 140 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 08:01 Influencers Today, my wife asked me to wrap an empty box to put under the Christmas tree. She didn't want her vlog followers to think she didn't get me any gifts. FML I agree, your life sucks 875 You deserved it 94 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jim - 25/12/2020 02:01 Life choices Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML I agree, your life sucks 959 You deserved it 105 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By suuuuuupucci - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States Have a good one! Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent Christmas Eve Googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good Christmas. FML I agree, your life sucks 29090 You deserved it 3474 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Victor - 24/12/2020 14:02 It's a holly jolly Christmas… Today, I usually take my daughter to daycare; my wife had to drop her daughter off at 8. The kid refused to get up, making them late. Wife argues with me, claiming I made her late. She said hurtful things and left late at 8:30. We haven't spoken and probably won't for the rest of Christmas week. I love Christmas. FML I agree, your life sucks 727 You deserved it 114 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/12/2020 05:02 Merry Christmas, or not Today, I got a quick COVID test and got a positive result. Christmas is in 3 days, my son and husband have to stay with my mom and Christmas is my favorite holiday. I've never been away from them this long and it is killing me. FML I agree, your life sucks 917 You deserved it 1330 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 14:06 Little wins matter Today, after our Christmas plans got cancelled because of COVID, to make ourselves feel better we made travel plans somewhere else, which also turned into a red zone the night before our departure, we are now going out for breakfast as our highlight of the year. Thankfully they are open. FML I agree, your life sucks 349 You deserved it 1099 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TCRII - 22/12/2020 08:09 The Covid who stole Christmas Today, I picked up my 5 year-old son for Christmas break. We were on the way to the airport, talking about Santa and what we were going to do over the break when my fiancée called to tell me that she had been exposed to Covid-19. I took him home to his mom's and missed my flight. FML I agree, your life sucks 744 You deserved it 426 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jeremy - 20/12/2020 23:00 Christmas is treacherous Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML I agree, your life sucks 1013 You deserved it 57 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bad friend - 19/12/2020 02:04 - United States Entitled Today, after I'd mailed my friend her Christmas gifts since we can’t see each other, she called me ranting because the gift I sent her dog only cost $5. According to her, that means I must not really care as her dog is her “baby”. I bought gifts for all 5 of her kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 1102 You deserved it 63 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dazedandconfused - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States Happy Holidays! Today, everyone from my job showed up for work because our boss demanded that we have a team meeting before half of the company leaves for the holidays. Everyone showed up except my boss, who is apparently already in Hawaii vacationing until New Year's. FML I agree, your life sucks 9607 You deserved it 569 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Andrew Williams - 11/12/2020 14:01 When nature calls Today, as I was walking to go look at Christmas lights in my neighborhood, I really had to go number two. I called my dad to come and pick me up. I couldn’t hold it in much longer, so I took a crap in the sewer in the street. FML I agree, your life sucks 644 You deserved it 295 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dave - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Tallahassee Christmas Racket Today, my 5 kids were singing their favorite Christmas carols in the van, each trying to sing louder than the others. It would have probably sounded better if they were all singing the same one. FML I agree, your life sucks 25959 You deserved it 4602 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/12/2020 19:01 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes Blue Christmas Today, I legally separated from my wife, after many months of her refusing to do any form of self-care. She doesn't wash, exercise, eat full meals other than fast food and she doesn't make any effort to be involved in me or who I am as a person. Christmas is going to be awkward. FML I agree, your life sucks 843 You deserved it 138 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Flandre Today, I gave over $100 to my online friend in presents for Christmas, only to find out he can't use any because of his strict parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 2000 You deserved it 470 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - France - Paris MAKE IT STOP Today, I got "Despacito" stuck in my head. FML 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today my wife left me for her girlfriend. She left her daughter who is terminally ill, son who is developmentally challenged, our youngest, and all the... I agree, your life sucks 51 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today my government spent 2,5 billion € on providing every high-risk citizen with a voucher to collect 12 masks at the pharmacy. For the same money, they... I agree, your life sucks 18 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 825 You deserved it 63 4 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 900 You deserved it 316 6 Comments