By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London
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Old people rule.
Let's hope he was pranking you and is on the show, Off their rockers.
This old person was pretty gross and rude.
Le Herbert from family guy
old people just tend to speak their mind. sometimes you end up with cool story's or good advice, and sometimes you end up with sexual comments about fruit.
old people just dont give a **** anymore.
I'll bet he was disappointed when you started gagging because you couldn't handle it.
i dont know, some people fantasize about their partner gagging on their dick. whatever floats your boat.
Maybe because if he were disappointed he wouldn't wish he was that banana?
Yep, that must be it.
@7 this is true
You'll always have a story to tell now...?
Oh yeah, people would so like to hear OP say: "yeah, there was a time when I was in the park and I was eating a banana when an old dude came and told me that he wished he was the banana!" That's a funny story to tell!
Shoulda stared him in the eyes and bit the banana in half...
And crushed what was left in your hand.
Don't you just love old people? They can get away with saying anything lol
Actually the same thing happened to me but with my brother. I was eating a Popsicle at a beach party. And my drunk brother came up to me and said "I wish my dick was that Popsicle, because you're looking fine girl" and winked at me. He never realized it was me
Ha. That's funny and sad at the same time. Did you ever manage to see him in the eye again?
#12: That's gotta do some weird shit to your sibling relationship, yeah?
plottwist! he knew it was you!
Wincest ftw!!!
Cersei, is that you ?
Remind me to do that when I get old.
and I guess you will never eat a banana again....
Not in public, at least.
People at work will find him hiding in the bathroom stalls eating his lunch.
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I'll bet he was disappointed when you started gagging because you couldn't handle it.
Old people rule.